So far my lottery method is not working...

Stuff for dogs and stuff for kids are the same but with a different picture on the packaging.

I laughed at every one of these save for the last. You could cover the entire interior of the car with shrink wrap and still my kid would figure out how to stain the upholstery

I prefer in a closet.

$40 bucks is her advised amount? I guess her friends are leaving after an hour.

Or you could be like me & be so clear w/what you say that there's no mistaking the intent of being offensive.

That, and if Mommy had a visa, she'd still be an American. EVERY citizen in the western hemisphere is American - their either North American or South American!

Yeah, gotta the love the blatant indifference to promoting unethical behavior.

Receptionists all across the land are going to hate you for this, you realize :)

Yeah, mine started out as a bartop, but alas, I don' have a bar, and the area I WAS going to put it turned into an internet in the kitchen desk, so it just evolved into a "mini-cab". But yeah, cocktail tables have a myrad of issues - starting with getting thick enough acrylic or glass to use as a cover, and when…

Hmm... I am struggling to find how this is any better that using the official Chrome App Launcher (see https://chrome.google.com/webstore/launc… or https://support.google.com/chrome_webstor…). I have it installed on my Mac and it does exactly what I need. Now, albeit the App Launcher from Google lives in my Mac's…

Wait a second....last week it was 4 folders: http://lifehacker.com/use-a-four-fol…

It's a fine line, and you can't always tell the difference! That's why the all you can do is present the idea as best you can—and if they shrug it off, then it probably just isn't going to happen.

This happens all the time in my country, really stupid jewish jokes, then I tell them I'm actually jewish, and awkward silence ensues, followed by I don't mean you, I mean the other jews, you know the JEWS, JEWS.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Def avoid the tourists spots at all costs. Nothing worse than looking for a place to eat and you can only find fast food and Chilli's.

All 3 of these friends are assholes.

#1 cause of rape? Rapists

I've got a picture of Kate Upton on my desk. I must be one lucky guy!

Uh...

When did you make the decision to be straight and did you do a lot of experimentation first?

A man telling you he watched a movie with his boyfriend and you proselytizing your particular religion are in no way the same thing.