Herb is that guy from "WKRP in Cincinnati" who was always hitting on Lonnie Anderson's character.

I don't drink beer, and once had a table ask what every single beer on draft tastes like. There were like 15. They started with ones that were different enough (Sam seasonal, a Belgian wheat) that I was well-trained enough to answer. Then the guy was like, "OK, so what does Budweiser taste like?" This was the bro-iest…

It tastes like green. Which is lucky, because he's probably allergic to red.

Oh my god.

The funny thing is, I can't even remember how I ended the conversation. It confused me to the point where my memory stopped working or something. I think we ended up with "Green, it tastes green."

I think you have to go circular:

So far my lottery method is not working...

Stuff for dogs and stuff for kids are the same but with a different picture on the packaging.

I laughed at every one of these save for the last. You could cover the entire interior of the car with shrink wrap and still my kid would figure out how to stain the upholstery

I prefer in a closet.

$40 bucks is her advised amount? I guess her friends are leaving after an hour.

Or you could be like me & be so clear w/what you say that there's no mistaking the intent of being offensive.

That, and if Mommy had a visa, she'd still be an American. EVERY citizen in the western hemisphere is American - their either North American or South American!

Yeah, gotta the love the blatant indifference to promoting unethical behavior.

Receptionists all across the land are going to hate you for this, you realize :)

Yeah, mine started out as a bartop, but alas, I don' have a bar, and the area I WAS going to put it turned into an internet in the kitchen desk, so it just evolved into a "mini-cab". But yeah, cocktail tables have a myrad of issues - starting with getting thick enough acrylic or glass to use as a cover, and when…

Hmm... I am struggling to find how this is any better that using the official Chrome App Launcher (see https://chrome.google.com/webstore/launc… or https://support.google.com/chrome_webstor…). I have it installed on my Mac and it does exactly what I need. Now, albeit the App Launcher from Google lives in my Mac's…

Wait a second....last week it was 4 folders: http://lifehacker.com/use-a-four-fol…

It's a fine line, and you can't always tell the difference! That's why the all you can do is present the idea as best you can—and if they shrug it off, then it probably just isn't going to happen.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.