Def avoid the tourists spots at all costs. Nothing worse than looking for a place to eat and you can only find fast food and Chilli's.

All 3 of these friends are assholes.

#1 cause of rape? Rapists

I've got a picture of Kate Upton on my desk. I must be one lucky guy!

Uh...

When did you make the decision to be straight and did you do a lot of experimentation first?

A man telling you he watched a movie with his boyfriend and you proselytizing your particular religion are in no way the same thing.

I use the Ouya, runs the latest version of XBMC without a hitch, I can connect an external drive, stream HD (pretty much any video format, inluding DVD iso's) content from my PC via wifi or ethernet, and (although I don't use it) you can play a variety of android games. Also it's possible to sideload apps such as…

"Pitches, leave"

She's doing a spot on impression of young Hillary Clinton with this expression too.

Just because I ask you to repeat yourself, you don't need to start talking at a louder volume. I can hear just fine, but just like you miss words sometimes, so do I.

I think Louie is supposed to be uncomfortable. Deeply uncomfortable.

That last one works both ways. :(

Before my Grandpa died he had a series of strokes which left him too feeble to stand and walk on his own. One day I was over at his house, picking weeds for him in his garden as he sat on a porch chair and watched longingly.

As I continued to worked he eventually spoke and said, "Brittan, when you get as old as I am…

Never act like you're better than every one else, but secretly always strive to be.

This one, hands down.

Exactly, thank you. I don't think people realize that it is actually a much greater time to be alive now than back then, and it will almost certainly be greater to be alive in the future than now.

The best from Louis CK

There could be a lot more Louis CK in here. The guy has his finger on the pulse of what society actually is these days.

There is a DVD release in which the original unaltered versions are on the second disc as an "extra". No remastering was really done to them though because Lucas was a snarky bitch and said "Fine, you want no alterations, here they are, unaltered/remastered"

OTG cable with an Android tablet. Very useful if your tablet does not have memory expansion. I use this with a flash drive all the time with my Nexus 10 to watch movies. If you root your device you can move files on and off a flash drive or even a hard drive. I've also used this with a USB to serial adapter to turn my…

Yeah, all the account sign up asks are annoying. I'm sure if you had already bought into MangoApps (whatever that is) it'd be fine, but I'll stick with Greenshot.