It’s Forrest Gump-level genius.

I’ll bet you folding money he doesn’t make it out of February.

Let me be clear when I preface with any woman who wants an abortion should have access to a legal and safe facility and that nobody who doesn’t want to responsibility of having a child should ever have to do that.

That being said, I don’t know where she lives. I don’t know what her situation is. I don’t know her…

I’m with you. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. I lose my shit when I see people parked on their lawns. What’s the point of even having a driveway if you’re going to have four cars on your lawn as overflow parking.

Agreed. At least the core Alien films try to do something different. Space truckers with an alien, marines with hordes of aliens, weaponless prisoners with a mutated alien and a finally a cloned sketch Ripley.

Considering they basically have the premise of a Friday the 13th movie, bravo on them for trying. Kinda…

Agreed. At least the core Alien films try to do something different. Space truckers with an alien, marines with…

And this is why we need Luke Cage.

The rule should be you can dress as occupations or specific people but not “a people.” Changing your skin color is NEVER acceptable. My black daughter (like every other 4 year old) wanted to be Anna from Frozen and I specifically said I’d allow it but she couldn’t wear the wig. I saw too many black girls in blonde…

This may have actually start changing my mind about sororities.

Like she has $650k sitting around. They’re never going to see that money.

Agreed but tell that to the people shutting down Planned Parenthood. It’s like referring to Disney World as “that place with the handicapped parking.”

I truly believe there are people who want to help and do good and become police officers. But I also believe there are people who spent their young smacking books out of smaller kids arms and held them head first into toilets.

True. It makes chemtrails and the Kubrick moon landing seem feasible.

I forgot this is America so if you’re mixed races the minority nullifies the white therefore making her only Thai. Because Duckworth is a very common Thai name.

This is priceless.

I think they believe he’s some kind of placeholder until the next election when the true conservatives replace him.

I remember Drew Barrymore telling a story that Steven Spielberg couldn’t talk to her after she’d appeared naked (either in Playboy or one of her early 90's comeback movies) because he still thought of her as the little girl he directed in ET.

I’m 44 and if I walk three flights of stairs it takes ten minutes for my heartrate to go back to normal. What is she... seventy? Running the schedule that a Presidential candidate must keep has to be exhausting.

Holy shit that was Alexis Arquette? I had no idea. Now when people ask me if that’s Jerry Seinfeld I can confidently say, “No.”

I just don’t see the point in disappointing two women. I could invite another man in the bedroom who knows more than me but if I were going to that I might as well stop and ask for directions.

And why is Amber Rose famous besides looking like she was designed by fourteen year old boys? At best she’s fame adjacent…

My wife and pushed play and when they started announcing the lineup and said Coulter’s name I paused it, looked at my wife and said, “This just stopped being about Rob Lowe.”