I always thought the problem with colleges is every year there is a slew of idiots who think they’re invulnerable and smarter than everyone else. Someone dies in a hazing and four years from now nobody will remember it and they’ll do it again.

Of course not. They only care about the baby before it’s born. After it’s born, fuck it. He probably also backs the death penalty.

One dollar per hour is insanely low since I can’t think of a single kind of entertainment that you would get for a dollar outside of a $1.29 Redbox rental or buying books at yard sales.

I just picture bystanders entering the scene going, “What’s that smell... oh, seasfood truck,” next to an embarrassed but sexually gratified driver.

I think it would matter who’s dick was in your mouth. Hell, I’d die with a dick in my mouth if it was an awesome story.

Hobo isn’t a term used enough these days. Since he resembles one and has sex with the homeowner does that make her a hobosexual, you know, a person who has sex with hobos?

I’m fairly confident this movie, of all movies, doesn’t violate the Three Act structure of screenwriting.

Marie is one of those generic middle female names that goes with everything like Ann and Katherine. I wouldn’t be concerned.

I’m 290 lbs and my wife brings a sweater to a restaurant or theater in Florida in July I think she looks like a crazy person. We have throw blankets strategically placed throughout our house (and one in my car) because either she can layer up or I can sit around naked.

How fucking awesome would it be if the entire movie was a courtroom drama with Bruce Wayne suing Superman for satellite damage during Man of Steel? Of course, Superman has no money because he’s never had a job for more than ten minutes and his parents are farmers who have no insurance because someone “randomly” chose…

Connecting to a wireless network is one task that fairly easily learned. To perform an update manually you have to go looking for it. Even that message in the System Tray is ignored by people constantly. It’s like asking someone what’s the FBI fine for copying a movie. We’ve all seen that warning but nobody reads it.…

It’s not really the bad decisions of a few. It’s the bad decisions of hundred of millions of people. The Power Users are way way in the minority here. I do IT and when a family member or coworker buys a new PC I’ll ask them if they need any help setting it up and they say they’re cool. A few weeks later I’ll ask if…

I’ve never watched more than 30 seconds of one of his videos. I’m not his audience. He’s not hurting anyone or bringing about the downfall of mankind. Good for him.

I have a friend who is 7’2” and refused to ride Space Mountain for fear they didn’t design it for someone his size. Better safe than sorry.

I do the same thing except with hot water and dishwashing soap. I hate plungers. Their disgusting.

I’ve been strung out on Oreos since 1984. I’m a functioning addict.

Thanks Alan. And you’re one of the writers I like to read so keep it up.

Dean, do you have an UltraViolet account? If so I have a stack of UV coupons for free movies. You can redeem them and download them to a tablet, phone or computer. They’re duplicates of movies I already have so they’re doing me no good. If you’re interested they’re yours.

It does, thank you. I wasn’t being critical and I like going to one place where someone’s done the legwork for me. It doesn’t seem much different most internet news where someone posts a story and ten more sites report it. I just know when I see someone posting what movies are leaving Netflix, I immmediately think,…

I have no idea how Gawker or any of the related sites work. It seems that sometimes it’s just people writing new articles about something they read elsewhere on the internet. Sometimes it’s one short paragraph. Some of the writers I really enjoy and follow and other times I have no idea what the person writing the…