A rattling is more than likely a fan. A clicking would be the hard drive. It’s also possible a roach or something found it’s way in there and died and the fan is not too happy about it.

SWEET BLACK BABY JESUS! Thorin, don’t you know women are addicted to sugar like men can’t stop eating meat? Are you trying to kill my wife? If she even knows this exists she’ll find it, perfect it and be four hundred pounds washing herself with a rag on a stick watching HGTV and spouse murder shows on IDTV for the…

Even a tall woman is several inches shorter than a man. Raise that rim six more inches and watch how many men do layups.

The key takeaway here is “if you know what you’re talking about.” The problem is that person probably wouldn’t be talking if they knew were wrong. Everybody thinks they’re right the same way nobody thinks they’re stupid and everybody thinks they’re a good parent.

Holy crap I HATE that. Whenever I have a question that I know only pertains to me or my department, I ask it separately. Otherwise I’m forcing people to listen to things they couldn’t give two shits about and wasting their time.

I bet that person felt like a complete ass.

I thought when they said they had a clear image of the license plate that would mean unless the plate was stolen, the DMV would know who the car is registered to which means they should know the exact make and model. And if the owner matches the description, maybe that’s the first door they should be knocking on.

That needle doesn’t move at all. I seriously think the only thing that stands a chance of saving comics is the digital format. Most people don’t even know they still make comics and even if they do they don’t know where you can get them. There isn’t a national chain like a Best Buy or a Barnes & Nobles for comics.…

I always disagree with going to the source material before you see the adaptation. Take in the inferior one first and you might enjoy it. Read the book later and you’ll probably get a much larger better version and enjoy that also. Read the source material first and you’ll spend two hours picking apart a movie you…

Alan Moore has never made it a secret.

Gamers always scare me a little. It’s just so foreign to me.

My local store owner did this constantly. He once had someone offer him half what he had a card marked for in the showcase. He gently took it out of it’s mylar case, tore it half and told the patron to “Go fuck himself.” Another guy came in perusing and after awhile started talking politics which quickly turned into…

One day I’ll retire and read everything in my Pocket, all my Inoreader bookmarked articles, watch everything in my Netflix queue, all my Kindle and Comixology libraries and the 300+ movies I have collected and not watched.

I’m probably gonna catch all kinda hell for this but it won’t be the first time.

Thanks! I’ll give it a look.

You buy one of those broken half lockets and wear it always. When someone asks you out you hold it up and say, “I can only be with the person who has the other half of this locket.”

I would think that “I have a boyfriend,” is used so the person doesn’t continue to pursue you. I’d be less inclined to try again if I knew there might be some angry dude on the other end.

I said this recently and I’ll say it to whoever is listening. If the software can identify people and objects, it needs to be able to identify nudity. If it sees a certain percentage of flesh or specific appendage, it immediately moves that image into a password locked folder that isn’t backed up and notifies you. The…

But clutter is usually defined as the stuff taking space that you don’t need. Nobody refers to the dishes in your kitchen as clutter. They do refer to that salad shooter you haven’t used since you bought it in 1992 as clutter.

I am thinking about thinning out my media collection this way. Busting out all the…

Yeah. I sincerely don’t like to piss people off and I’m not the guy who says something to get a rise out of anyone. I do have a habit of saying things that are true that nobody wants to hear.