Here’s a question. How much access does a company have over your apps on a company smartphone? We have to have a program (Tangoe) installed to get company email. It encrypts the phone, forces periodical password changes and the ability to erase it remotely. Fair enough. Can they see my Facebook posts? Pictures? Read…

I figured that what it was.

Don’t know what that is but somehow I think it would be less of a hassle than inventing an engine to run on Plutonium to have it drive 40mph to a mall.

It would be insane to have a vehicle that runs on plutonium to get to the mall parking lot when he already had a perfectly good gasoline engine. That means he not only has to make a nuclear powered time machine but also invent a nuclear car engine that never needs to exceed 88 miles an hour.

The trick is to steal the original idea and let it evolve into it’s own thing. Frank Miller’s Sin City grew from his disappointment in the Dirty Harry film The Dead Pool. Star Wars is George Lucas’ attempt at Flash Gordon. The Incredible Hulk was Stan Lee’s Robert Louis Stevenson/Mary Shelley mashup.

Completely true. I had a friend you got married two weeks ago for the first time in someone’s backyard. Guarantee she and those people remarrying or at the courthouse aren’t on those sites.

Once you get past the videos of people self-inflicting wounds to themselves with lit bottle rockets in their butt cracks (oh it’s there and you can’t unsee it), YouTube has LOTS of very helpful information. Whole channels devoted to home improvement. Math teachers who record their lectures so you don’t remember how to…

I repaired my screens myself and for a first time job it wasn’t bad. When I do a project I’m unfamiliar with I go to YouTube and find three or four videos and watch them all in case somebody covers something the other missed. I replaced a dishwasher a few years ago and it went in in about twenty minutes. Then I spent…

Point made.

You misspelled “Nice Guy” in the headline. It’s spelled A S S H O L E.

I didn’t know this was a technique but I do this constantly. If I am leaving a room I look around and see what going in the direction I’m going. My wife leaves things everywhere. I’m seriously thinking of taking all the pens she leaves on the kitchen counter and throwing them in a box until she realizes all the pens…

Natalie, is that you?

Unfortunately I don;t ask a lot of questions. Usually because when I’m on an interview, I need a job and truth be told, I’m going to take whatever you offer me and figure out later if it sucks and I don’t want to be there. If you’re an accomplished person with skills and degrees you can afford to be choosy but if…

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she’s about to fight the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers.

Oh, my stories get even worse.

I have a free app on my Android phone called Fing that tells me the IP address of anything touching a network. It’s big fun in restaurants and public places.

My wife has been telling me that for years.

Hate to jump on that bandwagon but you’re assuming people can read signals. Once had a girlfriend show up at my house at 11:30p and after twenty minutes get topless. Didn’t sleep with her because I wasn’t sure she was into me.

It is their failing... but you still have a right to be hostile. My wife is an attorney so all of her friends are either attorneys, friends from college or friends from her political\feminist work. I did not go to college and might have three friends who did. All my friends I know from a comic book store I spent…

You also realize you’re not defined by that game. Nobody is going to give me money or power because I beat some game on Expert Difficulty. It’s my free time and supposed to me recreational entertainment.