I just got depressed.

I could be totally wrong here but I would think the smart move would be keep the client whose check clears.

Best answer so far so I'll take it. I don't let it bother me but I question why someone would do it. But I also question why people have arguments on social media or my other favorite, telling a loved one you love them or wishing them a happy birthday/anniversary. It's like having an personal conversation with a…

What's that Robin Williams joke?

Kinda like Dr Dre isn't a real doctor. You know, since we're just passing titles out as prizes.

I wish someone could explain to me the fascination people have with selfies. I'm not talking about "Here we are at the beach," but the people, I tend to notice the women, who take hundreds of pictures of themselves posing in mirrors and then feel the need to post them on social media networks. It seems to be younger…

No. We'll just be armed guys with dirty asses.

I exchange all my money for gold and shotguns like Glenn Beck warns me to so when the coming Rapture/Revolution/Race War/Socialism/holocaust starts, I'll be ready.

But those iWatches won't buy themselves.

I've had that job. I literally told the manager, "I love movies. You get to see free movies, right?"

I didn't finish my degree. My wife did. What she learned is that figure out what the job pays and pick your college accordingly. She practices housing discrimination law (ie, people without money) and went to American. Fantastic education and $130k in debt. If she had a corporate job she'd have that paid off in…

Agreed. I live in Florida. We're America's drunk uncle at Christmas and we're down for whatever which means bring money, guns and lawyers.

Those nice moments don't matter. There is an old air traffic controller expression, "You land ten thousand jets and nobody says anything. Crash one 747 and you never hear the end of it."

I grew up in the seventies and we rode our bikes for miles and our parents didn't know where we were and this is well before cell phones when you could call a kid and find them (or GPS track them). My father's only rule was you never go into anyone's house and be home when the streetlights came on.

I mowed the lawn at that age (and brought in kerosene for the heater and shoveled snow from the driveway). Kids today are probably way safer than I was because of the dead man switch.

"Because cocaine and whores doesn't buy themselves."

"I like to eat and sleep indoors."

What's the flash drive for?

Thanks but I found the answer to my question. I worded it poorly. What I meant was something that booted from a partition so additional media wasn't necessary. The people I have in the field do not have optical drives which means I'd have to send flash drives to all of them and hoped they had it when their PC…

Christine.