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I’m glad I didn’t get my kids tickets for Hell in a Cell... It is now down to three matches...

I always thought King Missile’s ‘Detachable Penis’ would make a good animated short (no pun intended).  This film is that, but not as fun.

But if I were to walk away when i hear that tone of voice, my son will continue watching youtube videos instead of reading like he should be...  

Sarah MacLachlan for doing the SPCA commercials??

Mushroom Cloud Layin’ Motherfucker’ would be cool too, but would take up a lot of space on the tailgate...

Is it yet known if the full season of The Mandalorian will be available at once, or is it a once a week release?

Ducking autocorrect- Should ‘he acted alongside Pam Grief in a...’ be Pam Grier in blaxploitation movies?

His doppelganger is at Area 51 right now.

I thought he goes down in flames, right?  Dems want Warren as their “I have a koo-koo for cocoa puffs plan for that” candidate that makes Biden look like the reasonable one...  Screwed by his own party again!  Totally sucks and will piss off those wanting the promise of free shit in lieu of their votes.

Total trainwreck and typical judiciary committee... My favorite was, “Will you answer the question?”, reply, “There was no question, that was just a rant”, Nadler, “Moving on...”

This is Thunderdome... Tonight it gets good.  The seven on the fray will do/say whatever it takes to take out the top three....  Will Harris take shots at Biden and have him retort about her getting ahead by slurping Willie Brown’s dong?  I hope so...   Will Butigieg call out Warren for being koo-koo for cocoa puffs

Most restaurants set a percentage of their budget aside for comps every week or month so that staff can reward loyal customers or buy their moms a drink without it putting a business in the red.

Natural Selection...

But she was just a token writer... So the film could say, “See, we had an Asian writer...”.  Chiarelli was the talent.  She was the feel-good part of the team.

And they have long hoses so you can park on either side and the hose will reach the side of your car where you put the gas.

There are some crazy videos on twitter of these stabbings-- Of course people are just filming it with their phones instead of helping the guy that just bled to death, but yeah... crazy shit.

I thought Deadpool movies were stupid...  Too Ryan Reynolds-y...

Yeah and they played that awful Green Day song at the end...  

I disagree.  I think that if you look at it through the lens of “I’M ANGRY WITH THE ELECTION, THIS IS HOW IT IS GOING TO BE, LET’S WEAR RED AND WHITE WHILE WE SHOUT AND PROTEST”, it has to be disappointing. My wife and I are entertained by it and are looking forward to the next season.

Thank you, but I already have this one pinned to my cubicle wall-