Come on now- Undocumented immigrants don’t have abortions. If they did, we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in.

Two things not to forget. He has a movie coming out, so you can put an “...and don’t forget to see my new Terminator movie” at the end of it..

I can’t wait for a Katie Holmes story on The Root, posing the question, “Will she go back??”.

Move on, people... First, it was Russia, then Racism, now Recession... You’re supposed to be talking about the inverted yield curve and downplay GDP, unemployment, increased payrolls, etc.

So my ring doorbell camera won’t catch the truck taking a leak on my wall after it delivers my package?

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Another ‘Blue Wave’??

Wasn’t there a part of the Dark Phoenix story that had Colossus’s little sister with a magic sword, Mr. Sinister, and two other bad guy monster things?

The El Paso shooter had the same degree of hate inside of him. I think that is part of the problem, if not the problem..

So if these people didn’t have guns, they’d be in the position of, “I’d like to kill a lot of people... If only there will guns.... Oh well, I’ll just keep going to work every day, instead”??

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I just read somewhere, maybe here, about a person that didn’t learn to swim until she was 30.  I can swim...

Years ago, when ‘The Ring’ came out, some friends and I I tried to watch it. The women next to us got a call near the beginning of the movie. Caller ID showed the call to be from her friend ‘Nasty Shorty’. She proceeded to talk to Nasty Shorty, “Eeew gurl, I wouldn’t even be tryin’ get near that. No shit, gurl...”. We…

Those don’t work- The only guns they get are ones that people inherit and don’t want.

I binge watched the first season of The Boys on Amazon Prime Video and loved it.  Can’t wait for the next season..

This article kind of makes you full of shit:

First, Natasha Lyonne looks exactly like Dave Mustaine when he was kicked out of Metallica- Total doppelganger

She stood out for having a glass jaw that Tulsi Gabbard shattered.  Harris was a trainwreck.

Billy Bob Thornton, as his Sling Blade character. Mmm hmm...

If they’re going to make a fucking game show out of it, at least have candidates get eliminated by the end of the show...