So all him by the wrong name-- Call him Chad... “Hey Chad, we’re meeting to discuss the new cover letter of the TPS reports in fifteen”.

I listened to this hoping for Back in Brack.  Shoot me, I deserve it.

Don’t worry, bro. The Illuminati need Halloween to be on the 31st and have plenty of influence over the Congressional Holiday Recognition Committee...

Puig is such a piece of shit!  I’m sure there’s a majority of the Indians dugout that doesn’t want to get in a fight because of that hot-head asshole!

If you’re chased by a bear, run downhill.  They are heavier in their hind-half and can’t run as fast downhill as they can uphill or up a tree...

Rimming.

I miss when MTV played music videos...

Looking forward to it- But tell me, if I already have Amazon Prime I can watch this for free, right?

It looks like a Toyota had sex with an Oldsmobile...

What’s it cost compared to the Ford and Ram??

I hope you were well-hydrated...

Giants fan here- I like the winning but don’t want to mortgage the future on playoff hopes this season.  Trade them all (except Sandoval).

Funny thing-- If Ellen Barkin got a movie credit under her belt for every time someone told her to ‘fuck herself’, we’d all remember who she was...

x100... My company used survey monkey, promised it would be anonymous, but a tyrant stakeholder who got poor marks said, “We know it is from a PM in California, and there are only three of you, so who gave the feedback?”.  After that, I pretty much quit answering surveys..

Or, you can just be grownups and talk it out...

According to her nude selfie texts to Chris Evans, she likes to be choked... Maybe she’s more the submissive type. Based on that, I’d steer clear from her.

You’re shitty...

Incredible- But do you know what the hardest part about Dolores Hill Bombing on rollerblades is? Coming out to your father...

Serious question... Is this guy really in a position to be Putin him down like that?

Sorry, but what is Shudder?  I want to watch this...