“I didn’t watch my buddies die face down in Iraq to come home and have you tell me I got a fake baby.”

Look, can’t BOTH of you just hop into a lion’s den and get eaten?

once a week (which is the format I actually prefer) but I am keeping my fingers crossed that on launch day they’ll have at least 2 episodes up. Otherwise the once a week schedule will overrun with when Rise of Skywalker hits.

“Like life, The Mandalorian will be parceled out slowly, one small bite at a time, just enough to keep you going but in quantities too meager to bring any satisfaction. Like life, satisfaction only comes at the end, with cancellation.” ~ Werner Herzog

A very good friend of mine’s parents were FOB from China. When they were naturalized, they took Americanized names. Her mother filed out the wrong bubble and instead of “Grace” ended up as “Gloria”.

Not true.  They want the Army at the border, shooting people who get too close.

The AV Club staff was entirely too jaded for that performance.

If there was a way to own a new iPod without dealing with the shitshow that is iTunes, it’d be a day one purchase for me. Of course, that also assumes they don’t gouge the shit out of us on memory costs.

But all this is missing the point. The point is that you don’t get to kill a baby no matter how old it is. You are denying the science which clearly shows that that “thing” inside the woman is a human life, a real live baby. Killing it is abuse.

She was a masseuse  at the lucky dragon rub and tug

but bernie got railroaded, so....choo choo...?

Do not vape around your kids.

If you have a good internet, You can keep your internet...

“Save the Internet Act,” will be introduced on Wednesday morning at 11:15 am. Text of the bill is not currently available.

And that Uber driver that killed a bunch of people, I mean, those people "consented" to being picked up by that guy. That they didn't "opt out" of being stabbed to death is really on them. 

It’s almost like Hamilton Nolan has absolutely no fucking clue what he’s talking about or advocating for.

Wait wait wait wait wait. Did it get completely buried in this story that the opposing team stayed in the locker room for the national anthem? That makes this a completely different story, and it makes the journalistic context used here seem ridiculous. Look...like him or find him to be a gigantic orange buffoon, the…

Hang on. Did she just say she was a vegetarian who couldn’t eat most bread or pasta while all but eliminating salads as viable option?