Weird you didn’t mention Willie Brown, or how she got started after serving as his mistress whore. Quoting Willie Brown-

True Story- Pat Sajack wears more makeup than Vanna White.

TL/DR- My kid puts ketchup, mayonnaise, and shrimp (yes shrimp) on his hot dogs.

More like, we print free money and bring back the unicorn population...

I love it- Hey, question... How do you know if someone went to Cal?  Answer- They will explain it of themselves within ten seconds of meeting them... Ha ha... FUCB!

You know where this is going to lead?  He’ll fall and break a femur... There’s no Dave-Grohl-Game-of-Thrones-Chair-But-Made-With-Guitars-Not-Swords for this guy though...

Who will be the Hillary Clinton and who will be the Jill Stein?? This is going to get the feisty orange one re-elected...

Lewinsky’s remarks were spot-on.

Wait.. So rich people have access to things just because of money? Gasp!!

When everyone was freezing their credit from that Equifax(?) hack, is it frozen forever or was it just for a year?

Yep- Explains why boys are suing to get into Girl Scouts... Wait...

They should ban the racist rapper who said the n-word. Awful.

The democrats are going to cannibalize themselves.. There will be another Jill Stein, disenfranchised dems, and another 4 years of the orange one...

A nice plant will work nicely too...

It’s got my nine year old son giving up YouTube for Lent....  Sweet!

I thought I was donating blood...

We saw the encore of A Star is Born... Now my wife sings in the kitchen in what she hears as Lady Gaga’s voice..

Did not care.. Or listen to much.. But they still sounded like the Ramones... They didn’t rap, play grunge, or autotune their voices...  The Ramones never jumped the shark.  

I would have loved for the Giants to get him, but that kind of contract would put the fear of Barry Zito in me...

“We are either a team or we’re not, and we have to make that decision,”