This is your most JV article yet. Your criticism of Beck for sounding like Beck is bullshit. The Ramones sounded like the Ramones for more than 20 yeas. For Weezer, jumping sharks is the new norm...  Largely because they can’t reproduce what they had on Blue album and Pinkerton...

He watched hookers pee on a bed?  Oh hell... I thought it was him getting golden showered by a midget or something...  That’s nothing.. NOTHING!

Today is Johnny Cash’s birthday.  Bouncing Souls did a great cover of his ‘Man in Black’ song.  Have a good one, internets!

They murdered little kids.  Fucking animals!

I’m with her on this one...

I heard that story on NPR... Thought it was interesting that by the time a woman was six months pregnant, she had her mind made up if she were pro or anti vax.

The kid in the picture is wearing shoes. He isn’t that stubborn.

I’m sure its all just a misunderstanding.

Q’s mother yells down to Q in the basement... “Do you want banana or apple slices with your Eggos this morning?”.

Who likes warm coffee?

Me: What the hell are those on your feet? They look like crocs had sex with clown shoes and had a miscarriage, resulting in those shoes...

I think the Reptilians will fade from existence once Ruth Bader Ginsburg retires...

Single Payer Healthcare

Technically, wasn’t it a D&C, not an abortion?  We were in the same boat once.  It was awful. Hang in there.

No annoying ringtones.

I was hoping for a “We’re not aboot to forget your greed”.  Disappointed...

He wanted to upstage George Clooney.

I wish meter maids were federal employees...

Every time I turn on the news, its Government Shutdown...  I want to see if it is going to rain this weekend, but nope.  Government Shutdown.  I know there are two parties who aren’t in agreement to get it open, but I always hear about just one of them.

I posted my kids SSN and DOB, because coincidentally, they have a lot of 3s in them... Is that bad?