Did not care.. Or listen to much.. But they still sounded like the Ramones... They didn’t rap, play grunge, or autotune their voices...  The Ramones never jumped the shark.  

I would have loved for the Giants to get him, but that kind of contract would put the fear of Barry Zito in me...

“We are either a team or we’re not, and we have to make that decision,”

This is your most JV article yet. Your criticism of Beck for sounding like Beck is bullshit. The Ramones sounded like the Ramones for more than 20 yeas. For Weezer, jumping sharks is the new norm...  Largely because they can’t reproduce what they had on Blue album and Pinkerton...

Will Smith was an awful villain in this movie... He was too Will Smith... Deadshot was more like, Niceguyshot, giving some villain-to-villain wisdom to another nice villain...  How about instead, have the bad guys kill people and be bad... 

He watched hookers pee on a bed?  Oh hell... I thought it was him getting golden showered by a midget or something...  That’s nothing.. NOTHING!

Today is Johnny Cash’s birthday.  Bouncing Souls did a great cover of his ‘Man in Black’ song.  Have a good one, internets!

They murdered little kids.  Fucking animals!

The Spider Man in the picture looks like Ross from Friends.  FAIL!

I’m with her on this one...

I heard that story on NPR... Thought it was interesting that by the time a woman was six months pregnant, she had her mind made up if she were pro or anti vax.

The kid in the picture is wearing shoes. He isn’t that stubborn.

I’m sure its all just a misunderstanding.

Q’s mother yells down to Q in the basement... “Do you want banana or apple slices with your Eggos this morning?”.

Who likes warm coffee?

Me: What the hell are those on your feet? They look like crocs had sex with clown shoes and had a miscarriage, resulting in those shoes...

Hypocrite! He’s sitting on a $2 billion tax surplus but wants tech companies to share their profits.

I think the Reptilians will fade from existence once Ruth Bader Ginsburg retires...

Single Payer Healthcare

Technically, wasn’t it a D&C, not an abortion?  We were in the same boat once.  It was awful. Hang in there.