No annoying ringtones.

I was hoping for a “We’re not aboot to forget your greed”.  Disappointed...

I thought, though, it was more dangerous than smoking because the amount of nicotine absorbed during vaping was much more than when smoking, and that the nicotine was what gives you heart attacks. 

He wanted to upstage George Clooney.

Google is awesome- After we turned the news off, I said to my wife, “I wonder what would happen if you googled ‘Willie Brown’s Mistress’?”. Haaaaaa!

I wish meter maids were federal employees...

Every time I turn on the news, its Government Shutdown...  I want to see if it is going to rain this weekend, but nope.  Government Shutdown.  I know there are two parties who aren’t in agreement to get it open, but I always hear about just one of them.

I posted my kids SSN and DOB, because coincidentally, they have a lot of 3s in them... Is that bad?

Biggest surprise... NOT FLORIDA???

I hate how you wrote this- Finally apologized... Like you’ve got a ticker associated with MS Outlook that says “Gaga apologizes for working w/ R Kelly” and when the tweet came out, you checked it and said, “Finally!!”

The sad thing is, Trump offered more than what Chuck and Nancy wanted 18 months ago for DACA, but they turned it down. I’m sure they didn’t want Trump to brag about it, though it negatively impacted all of the ‘Dreamers’ in the US.. They’re doing the same here. They could ask for the moon in exchange for the border…

I’ve got a white elephant exchange at work next week- Got a pic for that?  I’m thinking Chia Golden Girls lady (i don’t know their names, just that they’re chia people along w/ Bob Ross and Groot).

I thought IHOPs thing where they were going to become International House of Burgers was pretty dumb too.  Burger King said they’d be Pancake King- Funny...

In this vein, is Lindsay Lohan still alive?

Sounds cool, but how do you pay for it all? Where has it been done (successfully) anywhere else?

So the garage door opener and closer thing works... That’s what I saw in the video right? Not really any peeew peeew and stuff disintegrating....

I need this and will start this asap! Thank you!

Clio- Loved you as part of the Psychic Friends Network all those years ago and now love your position on tea...   Such an air of superiority with those uppity tea-drinkers too.

Here’s why I’m sticking with Amazon:

Saying she doesn’t want Amazon?  Not the best thing to say...