This! If my son’s baseball coach says it, it’s the smartest thing anyone ever said, but if I said it five times before, it was in one ear and out the other.

My wife got a nasty box-bite from one (fatigue was setting in) and had to have it cleaned up in urgent care- I always joked about it, but am half serious when I say ‘shin guards’??

Thank you for this! So much! Maybe you can help us find out Claire Dunphy’s position on climate change... I mean, some Mod Fam episodes kind of have her seeming like she denies it a bit. But she could just be frustrated with Phil... Gaaahh..

I think you are the intended target for this post. It is meant to scare you. The tax tables (amount you’ll owe based on how much you make) are available on the IRS.gov website. You can compare (and see that this post is bullshit) here.

What is the worst case scenario here??  He pays a chunk of your debt off and you still don’t like him. Its not like he’s moving in with you. There will never be another opportunity like this.

I discovered an amazing band... Monophonics- Their album ‘Sound of Sinning’ from 2015 is fantastic!

I liked that Reddit lifehacks one from yesterday- More of that!

Accidentally spill your drink on him- It will get him out of the restaurant more quickly- Especially if it isn’t water...

Right? I can’t wait to poop again!

No, but I remember getting the Super Friends ‘Wassaaaaap’ video in an email and laughing until my face hurt. Thanks for the flashback!

A contest like this without Honey Smacks (formerly Sugar Smacks) or Golden Crips (formerly Super Sugar Crisp) is like a Super Bowl without the Pats. And I would have thought Cinnamon Toast Crunch would have been more of a contender...

I’ve worked for two credit unions. You’d be surprised what they do with your data. They usually don’t have the talent or money to do it themselves, so they pay others to come in and do it.

Personally, he lost me at mammalian.

That Swiss one about the kid with the bloody nose looks good. But that’s not his sister that he’s urinating on, is it? #art

This post is fake news and total BS. That’s an old picture of Bob too. We all know that Bob Goldwaith died in a bus crash with Jackie Chan four years ago. #factcheckmuch??

Disagree- The sushi burger (beef patty, cheese, lettuce, layers of different types of sushi) is amazing.

Shenanigans is a nice way of saying bullshit. Its bs... Next Aimee Lutkin will be calling herself a ‘Travel Writer’, kind of like how Alicia Adamcyzk is a ‘Personal Finance Writer’ and quotes a CFP from Jersey while cranking out content for the sake of cranking out content.

Late to the party, but would you have a self-serve soda system in a place that has waiters/waitresses?? Salty couldn’t speak from experience here.

So I accidentally hearted an instagram post- I then touched the heart and it became unhearted... Does it still say that Dick hearted your picture to the person?

And the winner is... NEITHER!