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Its all a ruse or ploy to get me to watch Borat/Bruno... Pass!

Bonus points for gender-bending, right? Good point!

My 33% off butter churn and I resent this post... Amazon Prime is the greatest and best thing since sliced bread. My kid had a Christmas pageant and needs a suite. I can buy six different suits on prime, have him try a few on, pick the one we like, and send the best back. For FREE... Tell me what Amazon competitor can

But you couldn’t use pre-tax dollars at an outside firm, right?

Scrolling through the AV Club posts, I thought for a second the guy in the picture was the ‘Can you hear me now” traitor bastard- That guy needs to be headbutted in the nose!

Wow! They had the Paleo diet 5,300 years ago? Meat and veggies? I would have thought their diet was rich in hot pockets, potatoe chips, TV dinners... You know, highly processed food.

Yawn.

Dearest Kate-

So its basically like the movie Kids, but the opposite..

Everyone I know who is in an ‘open relationship’ has a spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend who is unaware that they are in an ‘open relationship’.

Of this list, Ive heard of Grimes, know Prince, and Q-Tip. The rest, not so much. Further, youre really not looking forward to Zydeco Futon, Father Dookeybraids, or Inverted Taliban? Inverted Taliban is so hot right now. Inverted Taliban...

Agree- This one by far is the most relateable.

What about going into business for yourself and ignoring the Order for Wage Withholding. And dont get a tax return because it will be garnished too.

I was going to say, What would you expect, shes married to Borat, but thats the wrong redhead. That is Isla Fisher.

If you put down more than 20%, you have that as equity in your house. You can get a low interest HELOC with it, so it isn’t at all like burrying it in the basement- Further, you pay less mortgage interest over time.

Not true at all- Obamas DHS secretary said so earlier in the week. He said that he didnt like it, but there werent other viable options. 

While I applaud her for once sticking a flute in her pussy, I scoff at the notion of her playing a money launderer... Hmmm... Who made a show about laundering money.. Oh yeah, Ozark. How fucking original.

Hard-boiled eggs will make you toot, also. Not ideal for a long flight.

So that was every sitting President going back to Clinton, at least, right?

So that ends up costing HBO, right? Money vs funny... Who wins?