Dated a Russian for 2o minutes.. She always looked tired like she was mining coal all day... Kind of like their gymnasts....

Quasi related- Daria is a Cake song. Cake is recording a new album and have their original guitarist Greg Brown playing on it (maybe not the whole thing, but even if a song, that is great). They also have the drummer from Kai Kln drumming on a song. Bad ass!

I thought they were talking about the chubby blonde and thought it was a bit mean.

AND MAKE THE POLITICIANS ALL BE NICE.

As a former food service, I say, it depends... If they communicate with you, “I’m so sorry about xyz condition, I’ll check on...” then heck yes, cut them some slack. If not, then no. Zero slack.

Some guy named Justin Timberlake.

The Everything But the Bagel seasoning changed my life. Hello yummier eggs.

2 things-

Look at your favorite restaurant on Yelp and people give it one star- They like to have things to be negative about.

She’s got great boobs, which is what we’re suppposed to focus on in this picture, right?

Didn’t she rap in the album after that? That’s when we divorced.

Home inspection. Pay up front or pay more later...

True story- I worked with a dude that was WAY into his zodiacological sign... He had a big goat tattoo (I think it was a goat) on his leg, and then the symbol for it on his arm/shoulder... Then, they chanaged the dates for his symbol/sign and he wasn’t the goat anymore...

Ultron origins... This is where it started and this is where you heard about it..

I am bored of this matchup. I emailed my representative, as well as our state attorney general, asking them to file a lawsuit against the Cavs victory and declare the Celtics as the Eastern Conference Champs. Celtics vs Warriors will be more fun to watch.

I shopped these a bit and ended up w/ Schwab’s 529 plan from Kansas. I contribute every paycheck to take advantage of dollar cost averaging and have had good returns on their moderately aggressive fund-

Our history is filled with our four year old asking about everything from MLB team schedules to requests to play the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song... It would also seem that my kids fight over use of Alexa...

Jar Jar Binks and that horrible acting kid that played Anakin skywalker gargle balls compared to Empire... I’ll admit, Yoda, the way he talks is annoying AF, and don’t get me started on those Cloud Car things (one guy flies it, what does the other guy do?), but Lobot? Boba Fett’s triumph? That scene where Darth wanted…

I’m really struggling to understand the comparison- 529 plans offer tax advantages for kids to go to college (money grows tax free, disbursed tax free as long as it is for education). I thought trusts offered advantages on estate and gift taxes...

I’m your villain here... I live on the corner in the suburbs and have a large lawn. I mow it weekly, religiously. I reseed in April and October, aerate in the spring, and use Scott’s weed and feed when the weather is right, late spring and late fall. I also use soil treatments a few times a year that help with water…