A movie about how Lando meets up w/ Lobot? Bad Ass! Put IG-88 in it and I’m there....

This fucking Jay and Silent Bob version of a Super Hero movie... I’m already tired of it.

Bill Gates is gay? Or are you talking about Al Gore (invented the internets, I think).

We did the balance bike until they were ready to ride w/ pedals. Skipped training wheels- Both boys riding bikes (pedaling) at age 4.

Someone in Modesto, California is selling it on Craigslist. They mispelled ‘authentic’, so it the post might not get the cred it deserves.

This statement is a bit retarded. Boeing has a seven-year backlog of jets to build. Pulling out of the Iran Nuke deal had zero impact on Boeing’s bottom line. Their stock is actually up $5 today.

Boeing’s current backlog is the equivalent of seven years of annual production. Their stock is actually up $5.70/share today.

me too- helps with my fitbit steps goals...

He’s way too vain to be named Dick...

Someone famous on the internet I know said once that Ruffalo is an obsessive self-googler and gets into comment-flame-wars... I wonder what his kinja person-thingy name is... Something to flash his superior intellect that mouthbreathers like me won’t get.

I was with her in that fight- Tow truck drivers eat their young.

Did you live under power lines as a kid??

I tell my kids that the photographer farted. That works too.

I’m aboot tired of that guy.

Patron Sandeep Amin can go fuck himself. If he wants to have his kid act like an asshole in a restaurant, go to Chuck E Cheese...

Looking at my bank account online every day helps.

Jello Puddin Pops! Fuck you! (says Cosby, not me).

Its Delaworse and Delaworst...

I don’t like the new robot in Lost in Space... It looks too much like a person.

My thumb. It is just programmed to hit the space button twice after a period. Or question mark. Or after five exclamation points!!!!! It just works that way.