Do you also eat your own shit and wash it down with piss? It would make about as much sense.

Gawker writers don’t actually care about the truth or helping people, they’ll say whatever is necessary in order for their disposable thoughts to get clicks.

I bet they’ve decided that allowing comments increases views (due to obsessive people staying longer and even coming back to a video to read new comments). But since moderation is unpleasant and time consuming, they don’t want to assign lots of employees to it. Instead, they’ll just ask for suckers to do the work for…

Comic book nerds are the absolute worst. So consistently boring and insufferable, ESPECIALLY when they’re unhappy with how their precious characters are being portrayed in the newest crazy reboot.

Well then don’t fucking play the game if you’re not enjoying it. Videogamers can be such idiots.

And why shouldn’t Steam encourage its users to give preference to Steam over other game purchase methods? They’re within their rights to steer their users’ wallets toward their own service.

Wouldn’t “Brangelexit” have been better? More letters, but much more fun to say.

The “From Faaaar and near, we came to Rutgers” is a clever way to retain the nice “Ahh” sound of the classic “Faaahhter” in the original line. It’s also a significant improvement over the meaning of the original version of the line. Stop being an old fart.

I win.

LOL. The petition shows that they made their kids hyphenate their last names. For example: “Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt” is the listed legal name of one of the children.

Unless a marriage was predicated on the signing of an unusually strong prenuptial agreement, any divorce is by definition a failure. This is especially true if the couple had a wedding ceremony where they made verbal promises that were later broken. This is why people view marriages performed by a justice of the peace…

The artist’s strength is clearly more in backgrounds than in actual animation. Animation is really hard, so do it your own damn self rather than bitching about something you’re not even paying for.

That’s the most pathetic attempt at brown nosing I’ve ever read.

The video gaming community is a shithole, top to bottom. This includes gamers, coders, and business execs. Kotaku’s bread and butter is the art of bitching about all of those groups on a daily basis. So this drama about modders should be in no way surprising.

I don’t much care which race(s) have power, but I do care about a weakening American identity, and so should all Americans.

Just a mod that copies another mod which already existed.

I sing the anthem sometimes at live sporting events. I am not paid cash, but I am always provided with a free admission ticket. If I was their chosen anthem singer, and they went to a knee like that after I started the song, I’d halt the song and walk off.

He should try using fake eyeglasses as part of his disguise. NOT sunglasses, regular eyeglasses. That’s what JFK Junior used to do. I remember JFK Junior mentioned in an interview that wearing boring glasses was key to effectively blending into a crowd.

“I feel like Valve could’ve hired a small team of people to monitor games with suspicious review activity”.

Good approach but it should be noted that only works if all the computers are desktops that can’t be carried from room to room. There can’t be any tablets, laptops, or smartphones involved.