Hide yo kids’ (backpacks).

In that last gif everyone seems focused on the guy in the red shirt, but they the guy on the right goes fucking flying by!

In my 42 years of drinking, stuffing questionable food into my word hole, and general carousing, I’ve never had GI issues nearly as catastrophic as anything that comes in the Funbag or Jamboroo poop stories. At least not since I’ve been out of diapers. Makes it tough to take any of these very seriously.

As a software designer I am always inspired by stories like this, as long as it works it doesn’t have to be beautiful in the background, what the user don’t know, won’t hurt them.

Don’t act like you go to parties.

That pretty much sums it up doesn’t it.

At least I have chicken.

I don’t see why this wall gets all the attention.

KIREEK remembers.

I live to serve. Even the sportsmen.

Thank you for taking the last case. This man of Deadspin needed that clarification  

Yes, Mkhitaryan was offside. I don’t care, though, because..... 

Archie: Kids knock it off. I’m equally disappointed in both of you.

Christmas Dinner with the Mannings

That big feature the Times just published on Kerr is fantastic.

Bad faith breaches are absolutely a thing and exactly how one would assert the “spirit” of the Consent Decree is being breached. It may not be living document in that it’s not subject to change, but it’s absolutely a living document in that it’s subject to the bad faith acts of the parties to it.

Hahaha....not based on my life choices to date!

And yet it still exists. Odd.

Trout Almondine, or GTFOH: