Of course Gawker would have done the unethical thing: clicks right now, at any cost! Not every company is fill of shitbags like you people. Why don’t you just go bitch to your union rep some more.

Trying to find sexual satisfaction in this way sounds so boring and sad.

Dear Univision,

Shant.

Dear Univision,

Instead, you passed the bill off to the school district, you fucking thief.

Sexual assault, or the possibility of it, is a core essential element of the horror/thriller genre. If you don’t like it, then you’re “loving” the wrong genre, especially considering how greatly horror/thriller movies stick to standard cookie cutter conventions. Reading this article was surprisingly a lot like…

Here’s my attempt at Power Ranking the American public perception of American racial groups (ignoring related factors such as daily and openly wearing any clothing associated with a religion, especially one of foreign origin):

Fuck that guy. He’s a human hemorrhoid.

This wasn’t a story. This was the blogger (who’s probably at home sitting in her pajamas) fishing for a story. What a waste of time.

This year, the votes in Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Florida matter more than the votes elsewhere. So they have that going for them, I guess.

Please don’t write a book that talks positively about Kickstarter. Reading such a book would be like listening to Ivanka say nice things about her dad. I’d MUCH rather read “Ripped Off at any Reward Level: The Kickstarter Story”

I don’t believe any serious players will actually stop unless they are forced to stop.

Users of Disney Infinity likely agreed to binding individual arbitration when they agreed to the Terms of Service. Therefore, they can’t sue.

I doubt I will ever be able to take comics seriously. It seems like the history of comics has been one long string of these kind of arguments.

FUCK YOU. This article was from 2013. You got me to click now, but I’m leaving your bankrupt motherfuckers forever.