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Daley Blind sounds like a braille newspaper

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

God hates Ohio State as much as the rest of us

If they choose to vote you number one, then you’re the national champion. But a national champion is a mythical national champion, and I think you guys ought to know that. It’s mythical.

Flexing. Taking your helmet off on the field is a penalty.

What are you talking about?

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

Calling someone the worst kind of person for their fandom seems kinda counterintuitive when you’re the one acting like an asshole. Just something you should think about.

Devil Worshippers and Catholics.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Think of all the healing that could have happened if they let Penn State in!

Uh if the PSU alumni and fan base would, for the most part, acknowledged that Joe Paterno was a horrible human being and stop denying he was innocent and what he was a part of should never be excused just because he was good at winning football games, I might be inclined to agree with you.

Pharaoh Concusses Teammate, University Seas Red

should’ve been you, Diego Costa

Is it official? Are GSW fans worse than Boston fans now? Please say yes.....

Draymond’s a bit younger than me, but growing up in Saginaw we all loved Dennis Rodman, even after he left the Pistons. I think he models his game after him a bit. The flailing limbs were always part of his schtick.