Not only is this guy a complete and total shithead...this situation has me rooting for the <looks around....whispers> the Nationals.

“Stephen. Stop trying to give Juan Soto a backrub.” 

The weird swipes at Bryce are a bad look for us man. I don’t exactly miss him, but he was unquestionably a big part of making the Nats the team they’ve become over the last 7 years. We all cheered our assess off for him since he came up, and I don’t know many people that didn’t love watching him when he was rolling.…

i have watched this once. during this viewing a fucking video about fucking wally backman that i have already made the choice not to watch the 200 times it’s been served to me has also been autoplaying, making the experience of this blog about as good as getting kicked repeatedly in the shins.

“We’re excited to return to DC where we get the best 26th ‘player’ in the game.”

Exactly.

Immediate solution: tape a phone with GPS to the puck and use Google Maps to determine where it is. This plan is without flaw.

Pshhhht. Next you’ll tell me that those 2016 election polls saying Hillary had a 70% chance of victory weren’t guaranteeing her victory. Get out of here

I don’t know who is driving Deadspin into the ditch, but they have a lead fucking foot. Autoplay ads with no ability to opt out? drop down ads that cover half the page? When do we get the viruses?  Get bent.

“...against a rolling Stephen Strasburg...”

“It’s hard to overstate how improbable this predicament is for the Astros.”

Thank God they got Osuna!

Spanfucker and his cronies are jacking each other off on their cocaine cruise while draining G/O’s coffers with outrageous salaries. When they’ve finally milked it (and themselves) they’ll all buy new underwear and look for their next victim. These are vile, hateful, greedy people who don’t give a shit about anything…

are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out.

I’m convinced the new owners of deadspin bought a massive insurance plan and are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out. Good article Chris, too bad a half dozen ads and autoplay videos crash it every paragraph. 

Well, Thank God they got Osuna!

This diminishes my enjoyment at seeing that other abuser, Chapman’s face when Altuve got his walk off a little bit. But not much.

Fuck, do I really have to root for Brett Kavanaugh’s team? God dammit.

“and a loving and committed husband and father”