“I, for one, am incensed by this outrage!”

In light of possible legal action, sources close to the situation say Gregory has retained the services of Dewey Cheatem & Howe.

jeezus christ. well he really did suck at thsi whole thing. 

so this coach cheated, got caught, refused to cop to it, then threw a 17 year old kid under the bus?

This is not actually true, DeBlasio spent 96% of what he raised. He only ended up with a COH of $40,000.

^ THIS deserves all the stars.

Yet again, reality is out of ideas so it’s just recycling dumb twitter jokes

“That’s a thing our kids do on the regular basis, you know, they try to change jersey numbers and sometimes don’t let us know,” said Gregory.

Keep awful, outrageous ideas to yourself?

A mistake was made,

The plan blew up when his disguise fell off during a play

“local media became suspicious when Cardinal Ritter introduced their new quarterback, Ron Mexico.”

JFC, these auto-playing videos are brutal. 

“Are you taking notes on a criminal conspiracy?”

A Shot of the coach during the game:

Hey, it’s Enrico Pallazzo!

Bobby Bonilla really madoff with some serious dough, there

Bonilla Day, a recognized federal holiday, is July 1st, every year until 2035. Get your shit together.

Still less than they paid Bobby Bonilla on September 19.