the number of minor affiliates each team has actually varies. some have international rookie league teams, some have two rookie league teams, et cetera.

“From the perspective of MLB clubs, our principal goals are upgrading the minor league facilities that we believe have inadequate standards for potential MLB players, improving the working conditions for MiLB players, including their compensation...”

So their response to a rapidly-aging fanbase is to price out the poors and shut out the rural? Their brilliance is... staggering.

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

They had a good run *

Very sad news for the Mariners. 

I didn’t know Jim Spanfeller ran baseball too.

“You’re not our Buddy, pal.” -SacTown

(McHale sort of negates my Durant “whippet” argument!)

It's legit. You measure from the back of the base of the neck, over the top of the head, and down to the floor. How have you been doing it?

You can’t prove that Kevin Durant isn’t two aggrieved Twitter users standing on top of each other.

One time, as a drunk college freshman, I stuck duct tape all over my face in the middle of a party. At about 80% coverage, someone finally asked “What the hell are you doing,” and I had a moment of stunned silence as what I was doing finally dawned on me .All I could say was “Seemed like a good idea at the time.” It…

Clearly there should have been flags thrown because the defense didn’t count to 3-Mississippi before rushing past the line of scrimmage.

Not a recording of the coaches, but Pat McAfee talking about it on his podcast is pretty good.

We should probably ask for consent before we put anything into Ja. 

Only two franchises are capable of such horseshit.

That Colts play is a masterpiece. It invokes such feelings of despair and helplessness. It’s like watching a hopelessly overmatched kid half-heartedly try something against an opponent, knowing in advance that they’re doomed, and it is so ill-conceived and embarrassing that you can’t even praise them for the effort. Th…

But I thought he didn’t get drafted by the Knicks.

Why is Girardi talking about him in the past tense like he’s dead? How fucked up is that? He’s right there, you moron.

It’s acknowledging an edit. If he didn’t then some asshole would accuse him of not disclosing the edit after posting it.