I envy you because you seem lucky enough to have not seen a single PAC-12 or MWC game in the last decade.

I’m astounded at all the uproar over Orange Cassidy when there was almost none over Marko Stunt, who’s best gig is making 1995 Rey Misterio Jr. look like Kevin Nash in a lucha mask.

I can assure you from personal experience that deep down, your mom is decidedly not Tim McCarver.

Well he Belichick kind of admitted that, while he may not have intentionally lied, he did go back on what he told Thomas:

Does your wife know he went to Harvard? 

Please tell me it involves cosplay where your wife wears this outfit:

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

They told him to stick around, things would be good for him. Being traded to the Jets can’t really be called “good,” can it? (Source: Jet fan.)

You can re-use this article next year when the Chargers open their play their first game in the Rams’ new stadium.

But what does LeBron think?

Hey Luis, I’ve got a great money-saving idea! You can re-use this article next year when the Chargers open their new stadium.

The goalie’s go-to move seems to be falling on the ice and waiting for the play to be over.

Goalie bit at that deke like it was a ham sandwich. 

I reffed 4-5 year old soccer. We always called it “magnetball.” Game play looks like an amoeba made of children moving semi-randomly around the field.

“Hockey’s about FUN?”

Actually, his buddy chose both, and his buddy is Evgeny Kuznetsov. 

That sounds like when I say my six year old nephew’s soccer game. The best way to describe it is puppy bowl outside.

good for the kid and all but did you see that shit D the other team was playing???

“All I wanted was to have some speed and have fun,” Friedlander says. “Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”

“Whether or not to have a child is a complicated and morally questionable decision that each person must weigh carefully.” - Kelsey McKinney