Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

One time something similar happened in a HS game I was playing in. The other team was punting to us. The punt was a shank that landed in a no man’s land about 10 yards from the LOS. One of our lineman got to the ball first, and confidently put his arms out like “everybody back off, let it roll”. He then “downed” the…

This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.

he was stopped short of the goal line and some guy in black on the sideline absolutely losing his shit.

I also enjoyed the part where one of the opposing players also seemed to be explaining this guy’s fuck up to him at the end of the play.

Thrower sure is calling out his teammate’s error and his own heroics publicly.  Who does think he is; a quarterback?

I feel for the kid. My first pick 6 in high school was foiled by an offensive lineman running me down. Not a good angle, he straight up caught me from behind.

He made the interception at the 30 yard line. If you have to run 70 yards to get in the end zone, then you are headed in the wrong direction. After the first 40, 50, 60 yards -- it should become pretty obvious you’re going the wrong way.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

When will the “Jaguras” be returning to London?

The Bucs should be deported just for the font on their uniform numbers.

When we send teams to London we don’t send the best. We send panthers, we send Bucs. And some, I assume are good players.

That is the only rule in football I love. 

Pshaw, I saw Doug Flutie dropkick an extra point. ONLY CALL ME WHEN SUPER WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS.

If you can survive dysentery you can survive a skull fracture

I’m just waiting for the week 16 matchup of 0-14 Bengals vs 0-14 Dolphins. Call it the Schadenfreude Bowl.

Redskins: Hold my beer.

So if you’re either 12 OR 46 years old, this is the movie for you. It’s for exactly no one else.

Yeah, the older I get the more (and I love the original Parent Trap, along with The Trouble With Angels the two great Hayley Mills movies) that premise for Parent Trap is completely fucked. Like, what the hell? That’s insane.