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Did you miss the part where Fisher became the liaison for a payday-loan company that specifically marketed itself to rich black athletes? Dude was like VP of Athlete Relations, basically using his platform to get cash-strapped athletes to hock their jewelry, cars and other luxury toys for a quick buck.

The search for “fresh bodies” didn’t pan out

My version of this story is that my HS coach told my brother he couldn’t play catcher because he was 6'5". My brother shot back that Joe Mauer is 6'5" and he’s a great catcher. So the coach told him that if he was as good as Joe Mauer he’d be the starting catcher every game.

The Padres have the perfect between-innings antidote: a segment called “Why Are You Wearing That?”

2020 Wimbledon TV coverage...

Guessing whatever explanation they give will come attached with a statement from our big, swollen boy backing it up.  

I had a coach when I was little who knew that Edberg was my favorite player. One time, I missed a forehand into an open court - and missed badly - and was moping about it. Coach asked if Edberg would ever act like I was. My reply was that if Edberg ever hit a forehand as terrible as the one I just hit, then yes he

Tennis kayfabe? You cannot be serious!

Me, I blame The Soul Squad.

“Oh yeah, totally.” - Steve Bartman

The best part of this is that now I hopefully won’t have to see any more Cubs jerseys at the Brewers / Twins game at the AmFam Fields at Miller Park.

Seriously. Sterilize yourself.

You have a very St. Louis sense of humor.

Although I would want to punch a co-worker in the face who did this...I would not because 1). I am a generally kind person 2). I don’t want to get fired and 3). I love bacon more than the Cubs.

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

Brewers fan here. Happy to be the hand gripping this particular throat—two years in a row!

Hey, don’t hate on Urban. That’s the look of a man who worked deep into the night grading papers for his ethics and leadership in sports class and has earned the right to watch a little ball on Saturday.

It’s a damned shame, because they had a stretch where they had a ton of talent. Beer Money, AJ Styles, Kazarian, Samoa Joe, Austin Aries, and their womens division was a legitimate enterprise (Tessmacher, Gail Kim, ODB, Skye, Rain) long before the WWE came around on it.

You could run a nine-part Ken Burns documentary series on the fuckups of TNA — including a whole episode devoted for the hilariously inept opening night of the Hogan/Bischoff era on Monday night opposite RAW, featuring a red birdcage match that no one could climb and ended in DQ, or the long-awaited debuts of young