Well obviously the Browns have no tolerance for shady financial dealings.

Duke players aren’t detestable anymore. Just everything else about the school is. They’re the new Kentucky, and John Calipari is right to bitch when he says “I guess it’s fine now that Coach K does it.” 

a bit?   she basically said ‘yeah kill him. duh’

Making her a bit darker makes sense because when Aang talks to his past lives about dealing with the Firelord she is the most brutal sounding of those he talks to.

I’m fascinated by Kyoshi. By the numbers, based on the canon we’ve seen, she IS the greatest Avatar. She lived for something like 200+ years, and of the five Avatars we’ve seen“on duty” (Wan, Kyoshi, Roku, Aang, Korra), Kyoshi’s reign was the most peaceful and “balanced.”

“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?  I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance...”

obligatory

his dog Jimbo was locked in a room, sitting in his own piss.

“I’m very confused about the situation, so I’m gonna have to watch the video... for evidence, yeah, evidence.”

On a positive note, Jimbo can now check off “seeing the Eiffel Tower” on his bucket list. 

“I’d like to apologize to him for making him feel like I violated his house”

Buttsex.  Jimbo saw buttsex

Lol of course Beto was the bassist. That means he'll be a good politician who just wants everyone to get along and will stop fights and provide a strong foundation for everybody to be at their best.

Deadspin: I can’t believe someone paid $3,000 for a single fan.

Here, fine, fuck you

Maybe if the review had gone up on a Monday night.

Which makes it all the stranger that neither the trailer nor Jesse’s review mentions whether this movie is READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

What can be heard on the highlights video doesn’t reflect the values or beliefs of the young man that I’ve come to know.

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Meanwhile, the text on Killmonger’s suit reads “Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine”