I too would like to see that opalescent tree shark in the Arrowverse.

I don’t understand why he is tanking? Does he get a better draft pick in January?

I’d rather see the Braves flip their bats and admire the shit out of their home runs in this series.

“Scientists who recently discovered the health benefits of red wine and are looking for a way to condense it into a simple, easy to consume form. Yeah. It’s called a grape.” 

My all time favorite joke was a throwaway line on Weekend Update.

After that grown man move, you gotta talk about the fact that this may be where hand down man down came from. 

Word. To make matters worse, he wastes so many good angles. Like the Dolph Lundgren resemblance, the LPGA haircut, or the time-honoured “I realise this might be a rather one-sided argument, as you weren’t much of a defender.”

“Today, Christie Brinkley announced she would be divorcing her husband Billy Joel. She came to the decision after realizing that she was Christie Brinkley and she was married to Billy Joel.”

Oh, tell us more about unreasonable outrage, guy who imagined a backlash in order to bemoan it. See if you can work the phrase “female actress” back in there while you’re at it.

Are you kidding? I was fucking blown away by how cool that game was, as a kid. I’m still not totally sure basketball simulators have gotten more fun.

Or Lakers vs. Celtics. He would do it from almost anywhere. 

Mama...there goes that man...’s knee up my goddamn nose.

His signature move in Bulls vs Lakers on Sega Genesis was insane.   

He gave an explanation. He put out a statement and everything. None of these guys owe you shit. 

I’m sure it really benefits his mental health to have you commenting and speculating about it. It’s not really news worthy and despite what the actual motivation is, because of the cultural stigma it really feels like being shamed for his mental health situation by Schefter, you et. al. 

One base is not enough disincentive for throwing at batters. Give umps the ability to give two (or even three) bases for an intentional HBP on top of an ejection. Maybe also take away an out, and if there are no outs, give the team at bat four outs. Force pitchers to throw another twenty fastballs in order to drive up…

“You can keep looking, Kotaku, and please let me know if you find anything,” he said in the video, setting off a chain of subsequent discoveries and accusations of dozens more instances of apparent plagiarism. Miucin has since removed the video from his YouTube channel.

So nobody is going to address the fact that having a hole torn into the side of a flying plane should have made everyone get sucked into the sky?

Wow you’re not fun.

“Legend has it that the high priests of Castle Dunwin were mentored by mystical creatures from the nearby glen, creatures with untold powers.”