That one lady who actually thought Steve Austin was The Crusher, even Whoopi was like “Stone Cold, girl.”

Simpsons did it

The only thing better than seeing Gilbert Gottfried on Hollywood Squares, was when Bob Goldthwait was on the show, in which he was not only not called upon, according to him, contestants intentionally avoided calling on him, even when it would have benefited them to do so, In a bit he did about it, he pretty much…

Almost 20 years later I still remember that.  It was so hilarious because they were so PAINFULLY dumb.  The celebrities are all given the answers before hand and simply choose to answer correctly or make up a silly joke/story to fill in time (veil lifted, mind blown, amirite?!?!).  Gottfried got obvious with them…

Season ticket waiting lists. Public financing of stadiums. Paid patriotism.

They didn’t tell anyone because until recently, nobody would have believed them. They didn’t want to lose their jobs.

This isn’t a courtroom.

Go to bed, Hardwick. You’ve had a long day.

Honestly what are you even trying to get at here?

Those qualifiers always make me uneasy. Is the suggestion that, if a man had somehow grown up without any contact with a woman, he would be A-OK with abuse?

If you only abhor something because it makes you think uncomfortable thoughts about the women in your life, I’m not sure you really abhor it at all.

Another clueless dude using the “As a husband, a son, and future father...” BS statement. Commence eye roll.

NUMBERS DON’T LIE!

141 and 2/3rds chance of HGH enhancement.

Holla if ya hear me!!!

HIS FREAKS AND HIS PEAKS

Big Bibby Pump Is Your Hookup!

Jesus Christ, his pecs look like my pre-reduction breasts...

Or the Yogism more appropriate to the Redskins: “If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s gonna stop ‘em.”

Bury My Heart at Bended Knee

Call anybody who disagrees with you a “hater,” rinse, repeat.