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Man, I can’t wait for that CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Shinsuke Nakamura vs. AJ Styles Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania 35 that will somehow inexplicably go on before the Lesnar vs. Reigns III main event.

Wait, does this mean he’ll be coming back to work an actual full-time schedule to put other people over while not holding a hideous belt (sorry, “title”) hostage?

+1 return policy

This fight should have been sponsored by dead doves, because I dont know what Dana expected

Can we just appreciate Canadians for inherently knowing how to pull of moves from the Stu-Hart dungeon at any given event?

I think we should acknowledge the fact that many of us sided with McNabb at the time because TO’s shittiness with him came shortly after Rush Limbaugh’s racist commentary about McNabb on ESPN’s NFL Countdown show. Seeing more Philly players of that era come forward to talk about McNabb has certainly changed that view.

Randy Moss probably belongs in this conversation.

But was the player on the receiving end Tom Zenk or Rick Martel?

I became pretty Latos intolerant after dude grooved one to Buster Posey resulting in a grand slam in 2012 and oh great I’m crying

Calling TO the worst teammate in the history of football is a huge fucking stretch, my dude.

Wow, this is big news. With the Raptors having a coaching vacancy, I thought for sure they’d make a play for Casey.

Excellent execution, too.

Best part is Deemes getting hoisted in the air like Jennifer Gray and clotheslined for his trouble by a flying Jackals bench player. Said player looks to have received the 3rd man penalty of an elbow to the face, 2-4 stitches, an Ovechkin-sized next day headache, and a WWE contract. Worth it.

Almost nailed the Orioles all-time greats team! Forgot Rocky Coppinger and Matt Riley.

Eat Arbys.

Aren’t these all Baltimore Orioles from like 2004?

That’s good hustle by the guy going for the clothesline in the black shirt. Can’t teach that.

I usually have to go to White Castle for my horse beef.

So, having viewed this replay now, Tom Wilson is suspended for 3 games, right?

Maybe Restoring Hope just came to the conclusion that life is meaningless and winning wouldn’t bring him any joy; but coming in last would greatly dishonor the weird little person who rides and kicks him, like he’s somehow the dominant species. Horse enthusiasts are the worst