CUP CHECK!

I’ve been watching all kinds of full-contact sports for decades, and I have never seen a taint-on-taint collision - didn’t even know it was possible.

“What did you do, trip, fall, and land on his dick?”

I thought 4 balls was a walk?

Can someone explain to me why it’s always a Ray when it’s something like this? My inclination is that I’m a TB fan and I only click on these things because of it... But honestly, for whatever reason, weird baseball fucked-up-ness seems to happen to the Ray’s more than any other team. The Florida Man of Pro Sports:…

Porn is getting way too specific anymore...

OK, the Mets may be prone to a unique breed of ineptitude, but at least they’ve never been traitors to their nation (so far) over the desire to enslave other humans (so far). The Venn Diagram of Confederacy-humping dolts and Mets fan dolts should show no overlap whatsoever. I can only therefore assume that this guy…

It’s like they just sorta...scissored or something

Beat me to a variation of the joke.

“Rock?”

Helmet to helmet contact.

And THAT will retire the side...

Gives a new meaning to ‘ballistics.’

Think about baseball, think about baseball, think about baseball, ...

Hmmm...Barney’s movie had heart, but ‘Groin in the Groin’ had a groin in the groin.

Speed Scissoring

I love baseball. Where else can you see two guys get to third base on the same play as a foul ball out.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.