Us old school Ws fans suffered much more than the Cavs fans ever did before this run. Sure there are frontrunning dudebros, but lots of us remember forty years of unbelievable futility. So eff all of you haters, we are loving this.

Some of them, I’m sure, are good players.

Senator John Blutarsky concurs noting that “It wasn’t over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.”

That is the best thing about this warriors championship.

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

The East is not sending us their best

Nick Young: NBA Champion.

Me too. Also let it be said that as brave and outspoken as Jameela Jamil is about this and other causes, she also is really, really good as Tahani on The Good Place. She is so funny, but the character is often overbearing and exasperating, but in a way that you understand comes from her insecurities.

He probably should still be in jail

I stand with Jameela. And given our relative heights, I probably make a perfect elbow rest.

Who wouldn’t want to watch Donald Sutherland’s famous sex scene?

I bleed orange and black and this means that I hate the Capitals. But I couldn’t help but be happy for Ovechkin. He deserves it. The fans deserve it.

Honestly if this is the worst we ever unearth about Mr Rogers I’ll take it

I have seen a couple of sites trying to make a fuss out of this and say that homophobia was some sort of skeleton in Fred Rogers’ closet. But that is really judging people of half a century ago by the morality of today. It is amazing that Clemmons wasn’t fired. Gay people (especially men) around children was regarded…

Then we are probably all not as handsome as you. Just take your W.

On the show, he would say, “I love you just the way you are.” One day I said, “Fred, were you talking to me?” And he looked at me and he said, “Yes, I’ve been talking to you for two years and you finally heard me today.” And I just collapsed into his arms. I started crying. That’s when I knew I loved him.

Maybe it’s because Ovechkin looks WAY more everyman than Crosby, plus the combination of his team’s years of falling short (and even despite the Putin-propping), but Ovechkin still finds himself to be the sympathetic figure in hockey. I promised myself to watch the Cup presentation because I knew he would be raw and…

Not sure how a gray-haired and bearded mountain of a man can still conjure the spirit and look of the happiest kid in the world, but here we are.

I wonder which Kremlin he’ll be visiting first: the main one in Russia or its satellite office across town?

Goddamn, he’s going Super Saiyan.