Like Marcello Mastroianni in “La Dolce Vita,” I kept following Anita Ekberg into the Trevi Fountain, but all I ever got was soggy trouser cuffs.

People are entirely too afraid to talk about love. I say we do for love what we did for horniness and boning!

Yeah, but you know - free love! They all claim they're in polyamorous open relationships!

And what about falling in love?

Grrr, I could wax poetic about why we never talk about love - which is completely legitimate and natural feeling to develop - in terms of these discussions. Somehow, the only pursuit worth having is sex and the only feeling meant to be considered is horniness.

I wish shit were only that easy. I have a good male friend and we are insanely attracted to one another. I say "insanely" because although we've never tried it, I have a strong feeling we'd self-combust in the form of a relationship - different forms of communication + he likes to sleep with many women at the same…

Don't know if I agree with you. As far as I can tell hipsters don't even create the bad poetry and weird disjointed novels of the hippies or beatniks - just a lot of bad synth rock created by ProTools - an extremely expensive software. In fact, the more I look at hipsters, the more they have to do with consumer…

Congratulations!!!! You deserve a great big bow!

Yes!

I always thought Hipsters were the new Yuppies...

When disposable income goes out of style.

But he has NAaaaaaame recognition!

I literally didn't understand anything you just wrote. I think I need a decoder just for that. I'm not even sure it was written in the English language.

THIS x1000

I wish I could.

I blame Jeopardy

Could it be skewed to who would even type "Is my daughter/son..." in Google?

Yes, it's quite foolish that women are always portrayed as the great gatekeepers and scions of LOVE, but what I've experienced in my life is that people are much more cold and detached - cynical even - in the way they treat one another in an effort to avoid the maudlin. It would be different, I think, if people were…

Ha ha ha! Is that a picture of Ayn Rand? Of course!!! And everyone who has money of course DESERVES it because they are naturally more intelligent and more productive!

Yeah, well, maybe my sense of humor was leached once I realized people really don't give a shit except for the orgasms they can get out of one another.