how about we cancel presidents for 1 year and during that time our head of state can be a cat named Tahini and once we all have calmed down we can pick a human to lead us 

Unrelated: I have taken up meditation and highly recommend the Calm app.

This happens all winter, the fire on the tracks. It’s just getting press now. #FakeNews...?

Not to be pedantic but bleach is highly basic and not an acid...though your point is well-taken!

Native Chicagoan here. You know Chicago is big, right? And surrounded by...other places?

He learned smiling from Ted Cruz.

At a certain point, can’t these fucks admit they have enough money? This is why Elon Musk wants to colonize space. Once you have everything on Earth, your next play is space!

This is pretty common here (Chicago) in winter; it is -20 degrees right *now* but they do the fire thing regularly. But yes, they do this. Chicago has zero dollars for anything so “burn them” probably is  the best they can do. lol/cry

 I just read Rule’s book. Deeply problematic but entertaining. She spends a lot of time defending herself. 

There is nothing this little boy could tell me to make me care about his stupid opinion. He isn’t even old enough to vote. 

*shudders*

Agreed

Unfortunately Beto knows fuck-all about foreign policy. Win a Senate seat, join the right committees, then run for President. And I say that as someone who was really cheering for him to win. 

Requisite, for any candidate, at all, is SUBSTANTIVE foreign policy experience. We have an admin with a veritable clownshoes foreign policy contingent. It’s really bad! It’s 1000 Sarah Palins bad! We live on a planet and America First ain’t gonna cut it. 

Xavier is not Franciscan, they are Jesuit.

Social media has allowed a conman non-doctor to convince at least 1.4 million people that celery juice will cure disease. No wonder Trump is president.

And like, every piece of ice is melting, I think.

I wonder what it’s like to be this interested in your own emptiness.

This. These kids are probably eating professionally prepared, nutritionally perfect meals to complement intense football training. I feel like this has changed a lot in pro sports in the recent past; athletes seem MUCH more attuned to nutrition. These kids probably do eat treats like fast food once in a while - they…

It’s like they’ve followed the lead of another certain celebrity-riddled ‘church’ based in Florida, no? Something is off with Hillsong if you ask me.