Obama was a centrist. So is Biden. It’s how Obama won. 

Don’t you take Aaron Paul away from me!!!

As a Chicagoan, this always gets me when people ask me if I am afraid to live in Chicago. Sure, we have crime, but places like this make me feel WAY more likely to be murdered. 

Not to be nitpicky, but Glossier is the brainchild of Into the Gloss. Not the other way around. 

I don’t understand why people are so quick to not side with labor in these situations, and side with the bosses. See athletes getting huge contracts and people calling them greedy or being upset for “reasons.” Yes, they are wealthy and incredibly successful but still often at the mercy of who they work for. Average…

there, there

Games aren’t won on paper. Neither are wars, neither are presidential elections. GSW fielded the team they fielded, TOR did the same, and GSW didn’t have the personnel. Stay salty, asterisk-lovers. 

Just ask the French after WWI!

It is supposed to be a 2. 

Good god I love Kawhi so goddamn much.

I do not understand why i love kawhi so much. i...love him. sorry steph curry!!!

If you don’t feel like reading it, the audiobook is very well-done. reads like a caper/thriller.

Theranos: The Goop of biotech.

look at a photo of him with his hands near his face. Hands: pink lil baby skin. Face: whatever the fuck that is. DUDE, we see your face makeup!

Bread, toasted, topped with butter and cinnamon is a classic sweet breakfast item, though an icy cold bowl of CTC is the perfect treat for any fussy five year old!

if you’re hungry in the AM, eat. if not, wait ‘til you are. Also, don’t listen to cereal commercials. OK BYE!!!

It’s not a party without shrimp cocktail, my dudes. 

The name is immaterial. CAT PRESIDENT.

My apartment building bough a Peloton bike for community use. I am pretty sure two yuppies will kill each other over it any day now. #pelotonwars

With you except for the Vibrams. I am getting a plantar fasciitis flare up even thinking about them!