PR SHILL: I think we should promise change.

The Alamo is closing locations? What a Crocket of shit! 

Jesus tap dancing Christ, how many times do we have to do this, it wasn’t about the area of the floating door, it’s about how much weight it could support. If Rose & Jack were on the door it would have partially submerged & Rose would have died of hypothermia before the lifeboat arrived.

That’s only used to induce vomiting.

The cast of Judd Apatow’s pandemic comedy is almost good enough to make it all seem less unappealing

It’d be fucking brilliant, and would cement itself in my all-time top 5.

It would awesome if they only did it in the last minute, the way Split reveled itself to be an Unbreakable sequel. Even though the followup Glass wasn’t very good, the reveal in Split is still awesome.

Well you know what I’m pisssed about? The fact that the last two single day death totals from covid19 have been higher than the death toll from 9/11 and only the Galveston Hurricane of 1900 and The Battle of Antietam have been deadlier single days in American history and we’re probably going to pass Antietam about 2…

Depp’s flame-out has been so wildly chaotic, they’ll have to get Nicholas Cage to play him in his biopic.

At least they agreed with Maslany that it was only right she be the one to personally shoot the clones when the series wrapped.

“Wait, what, Gamma rays? You know those just kill you in real life... Guys? Guys?!"

I don’t believe there is a film composer called Harry Manfredini. I’m sure it’s a cover name for the undead musical genius Henry Mancini.

Sigh.

“I JUST FINISHED RESTRINGING THE PEARLS! AGAIN!“

“But all those dream sequences... ARE THEY even dream sequences? I CAN NEVER TELL! When will it all end!?!?”

Ok so that’s everything from the 90s rebooted. We’re done now. 

(I’m a guy)

There are so many stories that could be told. I’d be very excited to watch it while rocking my Homestead Grays t-shirt.

I’m reluctant to share this

Well, I guess this is the end of a chapter in your life, Belinda Carlisle.