Between this and her vaccine skepticism, I’m beginning to suspect she’s a bit of a mug.

I mourn that people today won’t know the sheer anxiety of movie-going in the pre-digital age, when you had to show up early enough to 1) ensure tickets were available and 2) ensure there were enough good seats that you and your family/friends could all sit together.

Spoiler: It’s a sequel to The Stuff.

This is in order to “give audiences a greater opportunity to discover the first installment of Horizon over the coming weeks, including on PVOD and MAX.”

If it does continue immediately, they’re going to have to write in an explanation for Adam Scott’s prominent jowls.

She’ll be back with a memoir all about how she was cancelled and silenced.

Too bad the “In a world...” trailer narrator guy is dead. He’d have been perfect to narrate.

So it’s a remake of Love Story?

And like the Amy Schumer Barbie film, I feel like we’ve all dodged a bullet.

That header image might be the douchiest portrait I’ve ever seen.

Yes I make money from streaming, monthly based on rentals and streams. It’s not much but it’s something.

This. She’s bemoaning that briefest of periods in the late 90s to early 00s when indies were a cheap way for studios to buy Oscar noms for original screenplay, or supporting actor. They’d just go to Sundance and buy a few films there to beef up their awards slate. But then a number of those films flopped, or frankly…

I’d put it this way: there are different kinds of actors, with different strengths and weaknesses. Dakota Johnson is very good as an actor, playing a certain type, as evidenced in the Shades of Gray films, or How to Be Single. She embodies the modern woman navigating adulthood. I think she can do comedy fairly well,…

This sounds a lot like Self Reliance

I’m so glad I’m not alone.  I figured changing menus was part of being a Michelin-caliber restaurant.  But it would drive me nuts if I went to a place I liked, and it was a different damn menu each time.  Eating out is a special thing, and when I go, I tend to like to get my same, favorite dish each time.

Oh I’m with you.  Being a nepo baby gets you in the door, sure, but you still have to do the work, or you wind up a joke like Tori Spelling.  

I’m looking forward to the inevitable video that will get made after this movie comes out, in which someone using some basic, off the shelf deepfake tech, manages to do a much better job of de-aging these characters, than the filmmakers did with tens of millions of dollars.

Dwayne’s Candyass Status: CONFIRMED

One of the cardinal rules of movies is you don’t trust the man who wears glasses with a top bar.