He fell into the volcano of Mount Doom.

How did you escape, with all the bullshit floating in that theater?

Could be worse.  You might have to rewatch Tiny Furniture.  Everyone, even Criterion, would like to forget that crime.

Tell that to Francis Ford Coppola

That guy had the best agent...

I fault the marketing, because it was never entirely clear what this movie was supposed to be. Is this The Stuntman satirizing film and filmmakers? Is it Tropic Thunder where the line between film and reality is blurred? Is it a straight picture about making movies like Day for Night?Is it Bowfinger, or Once Upon a…

So Coppola has remade The Matrix?

Has there ever been made a teen comedy where the teen or teens actually don’t go to prom, or don’t have dates, and...it’s okay?  I’d love to see a movie where the message is it’s okay if you don’t want to go to the big party, or don’t have a date. God knows I never had a date to prom, and I felt so ashamed, because…

A THREE-PART season?  The fuck?

A Chris Farley biopic is great, but oh how I yearn for a Roscoe Arbuckle biopic even more.  

Ah yes, the ole sue the whistleblowers to discourage anyone else from coming forward trick.  I hope it backfires and more people (and there are more of them) come forward.  

145 minutes?  Oh I don’t know...

She’s too busy writing letters of defense for convicted rapists.  

Has she tried being a nice person?

Except she has lived a life of goodness and joy, so while she never ages, the painting just gets more vibrant and youthful.

I wonder if the actors contracts were up for renegotiation?  It seems, when a show gets cancelled without a good reason, it’s usually because the network doesn’t want to have to deal with paying the actors new higher salaries when their contracts are up.

Though in the case of Selena, it really wasn’t a matter of a deranged or obsessive fan killing her. It was because she’d discovered her fan club president had been embezzling money, and was shot during a confrontation about the malfeasance.

Lionsgate’s excuse is that they didn’t give residuals because they thought all three died at the end of the first movie.

It can’t be done!

*smacks Cleese with a small fish*