Chrissy Teigen's twitter feed is actually a pretty good time.

Why not "KARDASHIANS KANCELLED!" ? Missed opportunity. But seriously, somebody please cancel that show.

I'm actually really fascinated with the ways that makeup can be used to create the illusion of a different facial structure (when done correctly of course). This video recreating Marilyn Monroe's makeup routine is amazing and eye-opening. So much of what we consider to be natural beauty is really just a series of…

You're right, Lindsay looks rather nice in that last picture. They probably should have used this picture instead. Although to be fair, the harsh light of the courthouse is not the best place to showcase your contouring.

Honestly the contouring is the least of these ladies makeup problems. Can we talk about the lashes? It looks like they have spiders crawling out of their eyes.

So...twincest. Generally I'm of the "as long as you're both consenting adults" mindset, but incest... I don't know. Incest taboos, unlike taboos on say, homosexuality or polyamory, exist in some form across virtually all cultures, and it seems hard to imagine someone having a sexual relationship with an immediate…

I completely agree, the way patterns are sized up and down is super outdated and ineffective. Some Cornell students designed an accurate plus size dress form based on thousands of body scans of real women. It's ridiculous that this technology exists and isn't being used by the fashion industry (Do they not like…

Even Ron Burgundy's definition of diversity is more accurate than this guy's.

I hope some drunk St. Paddy's Day partier projectile vomits directly into this Kyle person's face. I hope said drunk person has had nothing to eat but green cupcakes and Jameson, so it looks just like this:

That pic of Ina Garten and Taylor Swift makes me super jealous. Especially since I recently lost a "win a dinner with Ina in NYC" contest on instagram. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.

Packing pro-tip: Shove all your balled up socks INSIDE your shoes. I recently discovered this trick. Saves some room and your shoes don't get all misshapen.

Have these people never played Oregon Trail??? You couldn't even get across the damn prairie without Charity or whoever dying of cholera. Pre-vaccination times were THE WORST.

I'm so glad you mentioned those too young to be vaccinated, as they are the children put most at risk by anti-vaccinators. People with infants too young to vaccinate count on everyone else to get vaccinated because it is the only way to protect the very young. No one is going to blame anyone for adhering to accepted…

I think our culture reinforces a dichotomy for women when it comes to intelligence and sexuality. It tells girls that you can either be a brainless "sex idiot" or a ball-busting un-sexy go getter. The media reinforces the idea that, for women, stupid is sexy, and intelligence and ambition is a threat and turn-off to…

Is bossy a gendered term? Probably. But I think it makes more sense to own it, like Amy Poehler and Kelis, rather than try to ban it.

Is bossy a gendered term? Probably. But I think it makes more sense to own it, like Amy Poehler and Kelis, rather than try to ban it.

I'm sorry, but where is the male equivalent of this girl? It's one thing if we're going to glorify people for having no recognizable talents or contributions to anything other than their body (I'm talking to you Kim K), but we don't, it's only women who are recognized in this way. Men are still recognized for their…

I had a high school friend who WAS DUCKIE. Emotionally, stylistically, physically, musically...in every way. This was 20 something years after PIP, when 80's culture was big again.