It is a boring topic. People can talk about Dakota Johnson being a terrible actor with no charisma without bringing up the nepo baby part.

the Rolls deserve their own reality television show.

Bubba Ho-Tep is pretty wild. The joke feels a little stretched across the runtime but it’s fun.

Let this day be marked in history, for it is the first (and last) time that anyone has referred to Motley Crue as "Brilliant Musicians"

I'm sorry, but KISS was never a good band. 

Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Freaky Styley, The Uplift Mofo Party Plan, Mother’s Milk, Blood Sugar Sex Magik, One Hot Minute, Californication, By The Way, Stadium Arcadia, I’m With You, The Getaway, Unlimited Love, Return Of The Dream Canteen

Wait, we’re calling Jewel “brilliant”?  Did I miss a renaissance or a reassessment?  Honest question.

I hope Emma Roberts stubs her toe really bad today, like to the point where the nail folds back and it looks all weird and gross and it’s painful for over a week.

Sexiest brain/face combo: Taika Waititi all day and night.

Are my tastes that obscure?

I’m Italian.  Homegirl was MAD.

Is Firerose a worse name than Braison?

Her chest looks like it has a butt sticking out of it. She must own a really weird bra.

Oh ffs. This is just some gibberish re-wording of exactly the problem. He was not setting HIS “boundaries.” 

My assistant manager constantly uses “we,” but she never means anything other than “you.” Example: She’ll walk up to me while I’m doing a task and say “we need to make sure we’re doing [whatever],” and then she walks away. I mean, she has waaay more issues than just that, but it drives me up the wall.

Sadly, I've met a lot of people in the gay community whose body positivity doesn't really extend to others. 

“Though it would be easy and convenient, I refuse to blame some past behavior on the abuse I suffered and learned as a child at the hands of a Catholic priest as well as my own mother.”

This saddens me very much. I feel like she is our collective kooky Canadian auntie.

“or 911"

They should do a Love Connie challenge each season. That was fantastic.