Wrong! The catapults moved because of their faith in God! You are fake news!

No seriously. Humor me. Tell me why on earth would I want to play anything on a PC when I specifically quit being a PC gamer because I hated having to play on a PC.

Why on earth would I want to play anything on a PC?

oh holy shit. HE LIT UP THE FUCKING TRUMP SIGN.

I just feel that religion shouldn’t be propped up as a rational explanation or defense in any kind of discussion. If I were to tell you I get on my knees every night and pray to the Wizard of Oz and that, sometimes, he talks back, you’d have me committed.

“That black boy will play with RESPECT in MY gym, goddammit. No-good...”

He;s posting a picture of him being a Cardinals fan (aka being a shitty human being).

As an agnostic, I genuinely don’t see the difference. I don’t think O’s Poes and Bohs is being edgy at all; I think they’re making a very somber, black and white observation about the ridiculous things we tolerate in society (Christian religion) and the ridiculous things we do not (talking about your invisible friends…

I don’t think he’s related to Trump. And how do you know that the woman in that photo isn’t a prostitute?

Um...what did I just watch (albeit with the sound off)? Did the ref just go full MAGA? Shouldn’t there be some sort of follow-up to the *reasoning* behind those calls?

Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?

As long as Trump isn’t dunking those balls on anyone.

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!?!

Gonna go way out on a limb here and suggest that this cop would NOT have ejected a white player for making the same play.

Rye do you ask? Wheat find out sooner if the white guy would just tell us. SomethingSomething pumpernickel....

I love how using “this guy has accepted Jesus as his personal savior” is thought to be a reasonable defense, but “this guy is encouraged by his invisible friend who lives in a trash can in the backyard” isn’t. They’re both pretty much the same thing, just one you can go to church with other people who have the same…

Subject: Sometimes, people are just going to get to typing, and they can really get on a roll. It’s so easy to spew inimically, mashing your thumbs against that phone, until your own special brand of vitriol convolutes the medium you were attempting to communicate through.

Go fuck your mother again you inbread asshole piece of shit

After listening to that voicemail, I don’t know what I’m more surprised by, that Deadspin has a phone number or that Richie Incognito has it.

Dick Manley