did you watch The Two Bills?

“Bill and I talked like we never had before,” added McDaniels. “I asked him, ‘Do you really want me to stay? After everything we’ve been through? Can we continue to succeed in the face of adversity?”

“And I’ll never forget what he said to me. He looked me square in the eye, and without any facial expression whatsoever,…

+2 for ‘horse-based’; -1 for not using ‘equine’.

Clearly McDaniels just loves fucking over horse-based franchises.

I bet he pleated with them to reconsider.

OTOH, I’m happy that all of the mouth-breathing MAGA chuds who gave up on the NFL because they’re moronic racist fuckwits missed possibly/probably the greatest actual game in Super Bowl history. That’s some fucking karma.

Mocking Alex is the best Alex.

Final Jeopardy should have been “Name a football team. Any team, and you will win.”

And the Delaware Department of Transportation has gotten in on the act as well, modifying an electronic traffic sign on Route 1 to read:

NBC is showing what is sure to be the most depressing, devastating episode of prime-time television ever, right after my Eagles lose the Super Bowl in heartbreaking fashion. I, for one, am very much looking forward to Sunday.

Africa is a big continent. If you play below the equator, did you know that it’s magically the winter?

“Did you know there’s 7 different words for ‘mayhem’ in the African language? It’s true, I read that somewhere.”

-Tony Henry

Years ago when I started divesting from the NFL I decided to pick up EPL. I didn’t want to root for one of the powerhouses, so as I looked at all the teams I noticed something cool. There was a West Ham team, and I happened to live on West Hamburg St. God dammit, fuck this noise.

As they say, ‘two is company, but three is AFRICAN MAYHEM’.

Benefit of the doubt take: He may be referring to the African Cup of Nations which takes place every 2 years and pulls players out of club duty in the middle of the season which can cause some organizational headaches.

Probably all speaking African with each other too.

Surprised he didn’t use the ‘ol: “the people accusing him of being racist are the real racists.”

He’s totally not racist, he just casually throws around the phrase “African race”. What’s the big deal?

It never fails to amaze me that people can cheer passionately for the black people on their team while shouting racial slurs at the black people on the other team. Get off the fence you half-assed racists.

This whole thing is more convoluted than the Auba/Batshuayi/Giroud transfer. I get the bad blood between South Carolina and Missouri, but how does Southern Cal figure into this?