“Yeah, I ran into a pole at high speed and bounced my head off a train, but it’s probably not me in the video. I mean, how many Eagles fans does that eliminate, really?”

Probably bc he’s not white trash and unemployed like 90% of the Philly fans.

Probably bc he’s not white trash and unemployed like 90% of the Philly fans.

...they’re like, “Dude, is this you?” And I’m like, “It’s probably not, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

How did you become an Eagles fan?

Where the fuck are their parents?

Also in Southern Ohio.

Where the fuck are their parents?

Whaa?? These kids ARE their parents! This shit is learned at home from day fucking one. It takes a village....and that village is racist.

I used to ref volleyball games when I was a teenager and would umpire little league too. Parents that get so worked up that they get involved in the games like this are an absolute embarrassment. They are basically acting out their own frustrations with how life went for them and looking for success through their…

IDK that we need to come for Aziz Ansari, who literally made sexual harassment in entertainment a major plot point for Master of None season 2 AND let his co-writer Lena Waithe give 100% of the speech when they won their Emmy for best writing. He’s already done more than many creators and was probably was surprised he…

I see this two different ways,

Dan let his fandom get in the way, but really if this ownership group had to take on massive debt just to get the team, how bad were the other groups? If none were that bad how did this group get the team?

I think my comprehension is just fine... I’m looking for you to provide facts to back it up. Are you saying that, as a member of the media, he does not always have to pay for tickets to games? Or are you just another example of good Kinja?

Simmons is not and never was a journalist. Nor was he interviewing Goodell at the time.

Good god you’re an idiot.

no, really, what are you talking about?

Thing is, look at Dan when he’s asking this questions. He’s not trying to rile up Manfred for the sake of good radio or TV. Dude actually gives a shit about Miami and the people.

This is one profoundly moronic take.

Dan LeBatard is the single best thing ESPN has on their network. Period.

Le Batard is the only ESPN personality that is worth a damn.