Please call our tipline with any information about the stolen Picasso.

I had my priceless Picasso painting stolen from me! I will provide no evidence it was stolen or that I even ever had it. But anyone who questions me about this clearly took part in the theft!

Also someone let junior know we’ve also had some population growth over the past 12 years.

You misunderstand. The White House coronavirus task force is a task force working FOR the coronavirus. So far it has been the most successful initiative of the Trump Administration.

Yes.

But only suckers and losers sign up for an army.

If in the act of driving through them you are fleeing for your own safety then apparently, yes.

Those people are brandishing weapons, which would make any sane person fear for their own safety.

That Florida bill gets even worse. Drivers would face no penalty for injury or death for driving through a “mob”.

VP Pence: “To know President Trump is to know someone who’s word is his bond.”

“Mister Vice President, was the Obama administration a total catastrophe or just a complete failure?”

“Son, I think you deserve to be harassed by police just for the color of your skin but I don’t want them to murder you... unless you step out of line.”

“The results are obvious.”

The Trump Plan:

The White House has denied this story so this must not be true because it’s not like them to lie about anything.

Blocking him? The barest minimum of prep but that would require some effort on his part so he's not doing it.

The TikTok ban fell flat so now Trump is trying to get rid of Sarah Cooper by overworking her.

Then why not War Machine or Valkyrie or Ant Man or Starlord or Scarlet Witch or Vision or Black Panther or Captain Marvel...