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Yes I saw the headline and thought “Michael Hobbes would have something to say about the statistics in her caption.”

Listen! We’ve received thousands of tips on Cimmerius’ stolen Picasso and where it might be right now. What were asking for is patience as we investigate these tips that we most certainly aren’t making up in vague terms to obfuscate the fact that we’re a bunch of fucking grifting shitholes. Read more

“Our country will soon be stronger than ever before!” Read more

“Tennant basically Kilgraves the audience.” Read more

Lincoln in a fight club, not that crazy. Lincoln getting knocked down by some lame frontman, now that’s just ridiculous. 

And the even sadder part is that Iran really doesn’t need to throw any more rocks, because they won two major coups with this strike. Read more

There actually wasn’t much reason for them to shoot the Hobbit movies in New Zealand, they could have shot it anywhere but they got a bunch of tax cuts and stuff because of how desperate NZ was to have the production there.

This is correct, if it wasn’t going to be a tourist attraction they likely would not have rebuilt the set, especially because the giant party tree was dying and required some pretty drastic intervention.

You skipped step 1, which is deny: I didn’t do it, any reports that say I did are fake news. Step 2, when reports are verified: ok, I did it, but it’s not a crime. Unless Hillary or Obama also did it, in which case it’s totally illegal, and they should be arrested. 

Most likely isn’t. Doesn’t look like Peter Chung is involved. The only people mentioned are Teen Wolf showrunner (WTF! smh) and Gale Anne Hurd who produced the steaming pile of shit that was the movie. Read more

my backpack was my exoskeleton/e-frame

I’m pretty sure that’s just due to a misaligned navmesh. Read more

I came to the comments section to note that for me, personally, I used to get it all the time, up through grad school. Then, around the time I graduated, it just seemed to sort of go away. It’s been years since I’ve had deja vu now.

I didn’t even know that we knew the upper age was around 25. That makes so much sense,… Read more

My theory is that the Dotard is pissed because he has to fly around in that dump Air Force One that has zero gold plating on anything except maybe some plates. So nobody gets to fly in a nice jet. 2 scoops v. 1 theory.

This. If Donnie Two Scoops isn’t getting his slice of that sweet, sweet corruption cake (the most beautiful piece of corruption cake you’ve ever seen, believe me), then it’s clearly a waste of taxpayers money. Read more

Can confirm: Clark’s Garage is a butt-saver.

Don’t forget the early 1985 models! They were also the earlier dash design. Source: I had one. Read more

I totally agree with you! My sister had a lightly used 944 when we were in HS that I later inherited and these cars are no joke. The go-kart like road-feel, the tightness of the suspension, the wide-open cabriolet like feeling with the roof stowed, the sheer quality that you feel instantly when you turn the HVAC… Read more

Ask, and ye shall receive...

Hmmm, I wonder why they didn’t include her. She seems like she’s a dream to be around.