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This is the same crap they try to pull claiming atheists/non-religious people are lawless heathens who can’t possibly have morals or want to do the right thing in a situation because they don’t have some skybro threatening them.

I asked for it. Blind people, drunk people, elderly people etc etc.. 

Bwahahahahaha that made my morning. 

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John Oliver did a great job of covering this exact thng this past weekend.

Gamers and not understanding shit about game development, name a more iconic duo.

Sounds pretty gay to me.

this was also my theory, which is interesting because it’s not too far from what is actually happening by releasing this movie in the first place. the whole thing makes my head hurt

“PlAyErS hAvE nO mOtIvAtIoN tO cReAtE cOnTeNt”

Yes I saw the headline and thought “Michael Hobbes would have something to say about the statistics in her caption.”

Listen! We’ve received thousands of tips on Cimmerius’ stolen Picasso and where it might be right now. What were asking for is patience as we investigate these tips that we most certainly aren’t making up in vague terms to obfuscate the fact that we’re a bunch of fucking grifting shitholes.

“Our country will soon be stronger than ever before!”

“Tennant basically Kilgraves the audience.”

Lincoln in a fight club, not that crazy. Lincoln getting knocked down by some lame frontman, now that’s just ridiculous. 

And the even sadder part is that Iran really doesn’t need to throw any more rocks, because they won two major coups with this strike.

There actually wasn’t much reason for them to shoot the Hobbit movies in New Zealand, they could have shot it anywhere but they got a bunch of tax cuts and stuff because of how desperate NZ was to have the production there.

This is correct, if it wasn’t going to be a tourist attraction they likely would not have rebuilt the set, especially because the giant party tree was dying and required some pretty drastic intervention.

You skipped step 1, which is deny: I didn’t do it, any reports that say I did are fake news. Step 2, when reports are verified: ok, I did it, but it’s not a crime. Unless Hillary or Obama also did it, in which case it’s totally illegal, and they should be arrested. 

Most likely isn’t. Doesn’t look like Peter Chung is involved. The only people mentioned are Teen Wolf showrunner (WTF! smh) and Gale Anne Hurd who produced the steaming pile of shit that was the movie.

my backpack was my exoskeleton/e-frame

I’m pretty sure that’s just due to a misaligned navmesh.