Cimmerius
cimmerius
10/9/19
7:40 PM
2

Not a unicorn but the closest we may be able to get.

10/1/19
6:59 PM
10

You can't convict me of this crime I totally did, your honor, I'm popular!

9/9/19
6:35 PM
1

Oh no! You need that more these days than ever!

9/6/19
6:38 PM
19

Thank you, Twitter. If those imbedded tweets didn’t load so slowlu I might accidentally see his nonsense while I furiously scroll past. Read more

7/16/19
4:31 PM
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Not a lawyer, but my understanding is that’s for legal reasons. To accuse someone of lying and it not be liable you have to know they knew what they said was false. Read more

7/15/19
3:39 PM
6

To be fair he gave them some good advice and they have followed it. They went to the country their from for the purpose of fixing the broken government there. Read more

6/25/19
3:54 PM
12

Clearly she’s a liar, but is she a BAD enough liar for this job? That remains to be seen.

5/21/19
8:50 PM
13

Obviously he heard her say it and thought it was just a thing you do when someone is saying something you don't like.

5/17/19
3:57 PM
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From now on we will reduce the employee beatings to only twice per day!

4/28/19
11:02 PM
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Someone spotted him in the previews, assuming this is not just a bit of snow.

3/19/19
5:39 PM
3

Take a drink every time he describes a button as “little” or he uses his posh voice. Read more

3/18/19
9:42 PM
7

To be fair you have to read something, for Trump that is hard work.

2/15/19
7:20 PM
5

Loathe as I am to praise anything Trump has done but the ideal tax situation is to owe a little at the end of the year. If you get a refund you’ve essentially given the government an interest free loan.

2/3/19
8:25 PM
57

You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

1/29/19
3:57 PM
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If step one is not to don full plate armor then this how to will not be helpful to me with the two monsters who live in my house.